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Old 10-18-2009, 01:40 AM
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I agree. But at least the plot line isn't going at a snails pace...although I am a bit concerned about how fast it's going.
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Old 10-30-2009, 01:35 PM
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The next three episodes of Kobato are up on YouTube, I believe. And I've gathered a bit more of CLAMP's work.

ALL ABOUT CLAMP features articles from CLAMP Newtype, articles about CLAMP's current works and X 18.5 reprinted. So, yeah, it's a book all about CLAMP! It will be out October 22. Here's the cover.


CLAMP 2010 CALENDER

Preview:
January
April
July

xxxHOLiC・Rou (CLAMP-net has added ・Rou to xxxHolic) ~
Break: November 2nd
December 22nd: Volume 16 (the OAD hasn't been announced though)

Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE ~
November 17: Volume 28
November 17: ALBuM De REProDUCTioNS 2

Kobato releases:
November 20: Kobato. 2010 calendar
December 25: Kobato. Kotobukiya PVC figure
December 26: Volume 4
January 29: DVD Volume 1 (LE with CLAMP-illustrated box, character features, picture label, 8-pg liner notes)
February 26: DVD Volume 2
March 26: DVD Volume 3
April 23: DVD Volume 4
May 28: DVD Volume 5
June 25: DVD Volume 6
July 23: DVD Volume 7
August 27: DVD Volume 8
September 24: DVD Volume 9
October 22: DVD Volume 10
November 26: DVD Volume 11
December 24: DVD Volume 12

CLAMP Winter Fair scheduled for November 17 - December 20th at Animate. They may have new CLAMP goods for sale (like clear files, shitajiki, cell phone toys, etc). I can't read Japanese so I'm not sure where this will be..
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Quote:
I don't have enough hands to give the amount of facepalms that the Red Dwarf US version deserves!
Spoiler for Bethhy's series of unfortunate events:
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
Uhm, I had to stick my arm in my pizza in order to keep it away from the dog...
...now it's ruined and even I can't eat it now.
T_______T
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
... D':

/fails again at attempting to enter while others are here...
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
Dentist checkup... it frightens me. :'<
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/addicted to Minesweeper.
/but right click on the mouse doesn't work that well.
/so planting flags are a no-go.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eger-kun View Post
D:<

I'm contaminated
I'm suffocating
/dies

Betthy got 15343493349315446 EXP points
Oh shiz! I killed Egg-kun!! D':
/hides the body in the trunk~
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/sophistication lacking~
I need ID to buy a movie which is rated 15. D':
Go back 15 years and see my mother giving birth to me, woman!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/sophistication overloading~
A guy thought I was my dad's wife. D':
I wish people would make their mind up -- do I look younger or older?
So confuzzling. :'<
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
;o;

4chan scared me...


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Head of A&O's Fanclub
President of Rora-chan's Fanclub~~


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Spoiler for Glomps for Bethhy~!:
Thanks A&O~♥!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by AlphaΩ1293596
Bethy! /Glomps
Bethhy loves you, C3~!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate_Chip_Cookie View Post
Bethy! /glomps back
Nee-chan~♥! :'3
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
Bethy is here?
WHERE?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
BETTTTTTTTTTTTHY!!!
/fangirly squee!!!

It's been ages!!!!
How ish you!!!
/glomps infinitely
Thank you Duo ^^~~
Quote:
Originally Posted by duoHowl View Post
Bethy~
I luff you ishy~~ :'3
Quote:
Originally Posted by ishxallxgood View Post
@ bethy: //super mega uber glomp


Spoiler for Three sisters~~:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora
http://www.catsofaustralia.com/images/three_kittens.jpg

R-L: Do-Bear,Ro-Bear,Bethy

Duo-chan=DuoHowl (The middle sis and my amazing, adorable and immensily-lovely Duo-chan~~)
Rora-chan=Aurora(The big sis and my wonderful, fantastic, uber-special Rora-chan~~)
Bethy=BethhyTheMokona~(The little sis and the blonde, ditzy teenager~~)


Spoiler for The TRC Pokeball Fight!!:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomoyo_Chan
i love all of them.... but since fai-san's my bf, hahaha..... i choose FAY-SAN...!!!!
LOL, that sounded like pokemon.... fay-san i choose u...!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
lol Tomoyo has a Pokemon called Fay-san. XD
/Throws my Mokona plushie like a Pokeball!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomoyo_Chan
LOL bethhy-chan, let's have a pokemon battle...!!
FAY-SAN v.s. MOKO-CHAN...!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
Mokona, I choose you!!
~Puu!!
Use one of your secret techniques!!
~I can't.
Wh-why not?
~They're a seeecret~♥!!
OH! I love you Moko-chan!!!
/Huggles my Moko-chan with love!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomoyo_Chan
LOL.... moko-chan and bethhy-chan are too cutee.....
FAY-SAN, return to your pokeball.....
no wait, can he fit.....??
0.0!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by CVI
You all... Hahahaha... Really, fun and crazy... Right, now is my turn! Kuro-pon, get out from pokeball! Hey, wait, is he in there...?
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/Imagines Fai grinning with his butt squished in a pokeballl.
Oh no!! Kuro-woofy is hitting Fai on the head with the handle of his sword!!
O:<
GO MOKO-CHAN!!
~Puu!!
/Moko-chan runs up Kuro-pipi's clothes and tickles him!! >:'D
Quote:
Originally Posted by KuroRin
_ _
O_O"

Hey, don't pokemons get smaller when in pokeballs?
OMG, with Fai, Kuro-fluffy, and Moko-chan in a pokeball together, there's almost too much awesomeness...
Hey, that was random!!


Spoiler for Bethy's Quiz:
Do you know Bethy~?
If you think you do, take my NEW updated quiz~♥!

CLICK HERE~♥!




Spoiler for Fanclubs!:

Spoiler for Alpha&Omega's fanclub!:
A&O's fanclub!

Head fangirl: BethhyTheMokona (E-wife)
Alpha's Righthand Man: Jiyuu (Biggs)
Member: evilcheeser
Member: ishxallxgood

I'd like more fans for our pedobear. If you'd like to join this fanclub, pm me any time you like.


Spoiler for Rora-chan's fanclub:
Aurora-chan's fan club!


President: BethhyTheMokona (L'il sister)
Member: ishxallxgood (Rory's stalker)
Member: Eden
Member: MyDecember (Aurora's fanboy)
Member: Jiyuu (Rora's Slave boy)
Member: crazyrodent96 (The Electric One)
Member: Dantrag (Brother no one talks about)
Member: kyatis (cheesecake)

I'd like more fans to join the club. If you'd like to join this fanclub, pm me any time you like, then i'll add you right away! You may have a title that refers somehow to Aurora.


Spoiler for CLAMP in Wonderland:
A social group for CLAMP fans is avaliable~!

Join our little group if you are fans of Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Cardcaptor Sakura, xxxHolic, Kobato, Clover, Chobits and all works of CLAMP.
Join here for CLAMP in Wonderland social group!
Don't miss out~!


Spoiler for Monty Python~♥!:
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

Newsreader: And now for something completely different.

Michelangelo: Good evening, Your Holiness.
Pope: Evening, Michelangelo. I want to talk to you about this painting of yours, The Last Supper. I'm not happy about it.
Michelangelo: Oh, dear. It took me hours.
Pope: Not happy at all.
Michelangelo: Is it the jello you don't like?
Pope: No.
Michelangelo: It does add a bit of colour, doesn't it. Oh, I know, you don't like the kangaroo.
Pope: What kangaroo?
Michelangelo: No problem, I'll paint him out.
Pope: I never saw a kangaroo.
Michelangelo: Uh, he's right at the back. No sweat, I'll make him into a disciple. All right?
Pope: That's the problem.
Michelangelo: What is?
Pope: The disciples.
Michelangelo: Are they too Jewish? I made Judas the most Jewish.
Pope: No, it's just that there are 28 of them.

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

BEN: Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we?
BRIAN: What do you mean?
BEN: You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh?
BRIAN: Slipped him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face!
BEN: Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang
awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.
BRIAN: Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They had me in manacles!
BEN: Manacles! Ooh oooh oh oh. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be
put in manacles... just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out o' your arse, sonny.
BRIAN: Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time!
BEN: You've had a hard time?! I've been here five years! They only hung me
the right way up yesterday! So, don't you come 'rou--
BRIAN: All right. All right.
BEN: They must think you're Lord God Almighty.
BRIAN: What will they do to me?
BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
BRIAN: Crucifixion?!
BEN: Yeah, first offence.
BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion?! It's--
BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us.
BRIAN: What?!
BEN: Oh, yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in a
right bloody mess.
BRIAN: Guards!
BEN: Nail him up, I say!
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Old 10-30-2009, 01:46 PM
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Thanks so much for the info Bethhy!
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'is all good. ;'3

I got it all from various sources but mostly from CLAMP Now livejournal and Chibi Yuuto's CLAMP release box.
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Spoiler for Spoiler updated 09/17/09~:

Quote:
I don't have enough hands to give the amount of facepalms that the Red Dwarf US version deserves!
Spoiler for Bethhy's series of unfortunate events:
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
Uhm, I had to stick my arm in my pizza in order to keep it away from the dog...
...now it's ruined and even I can't eat it now.
T_______T
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
... D':

/fails again at attempting to enter while others are here...
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
Dentist checkup... it frightens me. :'<
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/addicted to Minesweeper.
/but right click on the mouse doesn't work that well.
/so planting flags are a no-go.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eger-kun View Post
D:<

I'm contaminated
I'm suffocating
/dies

Betthy got 15343493349315446 EXP points
Oh shiz! I killed Egg-kun!! D':
/hides the body in the trunk~
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/sophistication lacking~
I need ID to buy a movie which is rated 15. D':
Go back 15 years and see my mother giving birth to me, woman!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/sophistication overloading~
A guy thought I was my dad's wife. D':
I wish people would make their mind up -- do I look younger or older?
So confuzzling. :'<
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
;o;

4chan scared me...


Spoiler for My Stuff~~:


Member of the Smexy Club
Head of A&O's Fanclub
President of Rora-chan's Fanclub~~


Spoiler for Hilarious stuff:


Spoiler for Glomps for Bethhy~!:
Thanks A&O~♥!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by AlphaΩ1293596
Bethy! /Glomps
Bethhy loves you, C3~!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate_Chip_Cookie View Post
Bethy! /glomps back
Nee-chan~♥! :'3
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
Bethy is here?
WHERE?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
BETTTTTTTTTTTTHY!!!
/fangirly squee!!!

It's been ages!!!!
How ish you!!!
/glomps infinitely
Thank you Duo ^^~~
Quote:
Originally Posted by duoHowl View Post
Bethy~
I luff you ishy~~ :'3
Quote:
Originally Posted by ishxallxgood View Post
@ bethy: //super mega uber glomp


Spoiler for Three sisters~~:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora
http://www.catsofaustralia.com/images/three_kittens.jpg

R-L: Do-Bear,Ro-Bear,Bethy

Duo-chan=DuoHowl (The middle sis and my amazing, adorable and immensily-lovely Duo-chan~~)
Rora-chan=Aurora(The big sis and my wonderful, fantastic, uber-special Rora-chan~~)
Bethy=BethhyTheMokona~(The little sis and the blonde, ditzy teenager~~)


Spoiler for The TRC Pokeball Fight!!:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomoyo_Chan
i love all of them.... but since fai-san's my bf, hahaha..... i choose FAY-SAN...!!!!
LOL, that sounded like pokemon.... fay-san i choose u...!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
lol Tomoyo has a Pokemon called Fay-san. XD
/Throws my Mokona plushie like a Pokeball!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomoyo_Chan
LOL bethhy-chan, let's have a pokemon battle...!!
FAY-SAN v.s. MOKO-CHAN...!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
Mokona, I choose you!!
~Puu!!
Use one of your secret techniques!!
~I can't.
Wh-why not?
~They're a seeecret~♥!!
OH! I love you Moko-chan!!!
/Huggles my Moko-chan with love!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomoyo_Chan
LOL.... moko-chan and bethhy-chan are too cutee.....
FAY-SAN, return to your pokeball.....
no wait, can he fit.....??
0.0!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by CVI
You all... Hahahaha... Really, fun and crazy... Right, now is my turn! Kuro-pon, get out from pokeball! Hey, wait, is he in there...?
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/Imagines Fai grinning with his butt squished in a pokeballl.
Oh no!! Kuro-woofy is hitting Fai on the head with the handle of his sword!!
O:<
GO MOKO-CHAN!!
~Puu!!
/Moko-chan runs up Kuro-pipi's clothes and tickles him!! >:'D
Quote:
Originally Posted by KuroRin
_ _
O_O"

Hey, don't pokemons get smaller when in pokeballs?
OMG, with Fai, Kuro-fluffy, and Moko-chan in a pokeball together, there's almost too much awesomeness...
Hey, that was random!!


Spoiler for Bethy's Quiz:
Do you know Bethy~?
If you think you do, take my NEW updated quiz~♥!

CLICK HERE~♥!




Spoiler for Fanclubs!:

Spoiler for Alpha&Omega's fanclub!:
A&O's fanclub!

Head fangirl: BethhyTheMokona (E-wife)
Alpha's Righthand Man: Jiyuu (Biggs)
Member: evilcheeser
Member: ishxallxgood

I'd like more fans for our pedobear. If you'd like to join this fanclub, pm me any time you like.


Spoiler for Rora-chan's fanclub:
Aurora-chan's fan club!


President: BethhyTheMokona (L'il sister)
Member: ishxallxgood (Rory's stalker)
Member: Eden
Member: MyDecember (Aurora's fanboy)
Member: Jiyuu (Rora's Slave boy)
Member: crazyrodent96 (The Electric One)
Member: Dantrag (Brother no one talks about)
Member: kyatis (cheesecake)

I'd like more fans to join the club. If you'd like to join this fanclub, pm me any time you like, then i'll add you right away! You may have a title that refers somehow to Aurora.


Spoiler for CLAMP in Wonderland:
A social group for CLAMP fans is avaliable~!

Join our little group if you are fans of Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Cardcaptor Sakura, xxxHolic, Kobato, Clover, Chobits and all works of CLAMP.
Join here for CLAMP in Wonderland social group!
Don't miss out~!


Spoiler for Monty Python~♥!:
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

Newsreader: And now for something completely different.

Michelangelo: Good evening, Your Holiness.
Pope: Evening, Michelangelo. I want to talk to you about this painting of yours, The Last Supper. I'm not happy about it.
Michelangelo: Oh, dear. It took me hours.
Pope: Not happy at all.
Michelangelo: Is it the jello you don't like?
Pope: No.
Michelangelo: It does add a bit of colour, doesn't it. Oh, I know, you don't like the kangaroo.
Pope: What kangaroo?
Michelangelo: No problem, I'll paint him out.
Pope: I never saw a kangaroo.
Michelangelo: Uh, he's right at the back. No sweat, I'll make him into a disciple. All right?
Pope: That's the problem.
Michelangelo: What is?
Pope: The disciples.
Michelangelo: Are they too Jewish? I made Judas the most Jewish.
Pope: No, it's just that there are 28 of them.

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

BEN: Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we?
BRIAN: What do you mean?
BEN: You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh?
BRIAN: Slipped him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face!
BEN: Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang
awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.
BRIAN: Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They had me in manacles!
BEN: Manacles! Ooh oooh oh oh. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be
put in manacles... just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out o' your arse, sonny.
BRIAN: Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time!
BEN: You've had a hard time?! I've been here five years! They only hung me
the right way up yesterday! So, don't you come 'rou--
BRIAN: All right. All right.
BEN: They must think you're Lord God Almighty.
BRIAN: What will they do to me?
BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
BRIAN: Crucifixion?!
BEN: Yeah, first offence.
BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion?! It's--
BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us.
BRIAN: What?!
BEN: Oh, yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in a
right bloody mess.
BRIAN: Guards!
BEN: Nail him up, I say!
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Chibi Yuuto's LiveJournal is the best place for CLAMP updates and news. I go there all the time!
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Spoiler for Mangas That You NEED to Read Because They're Just too Awesome to Resist:
Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle
Wish
Kobato.
xxHOLiC
Sailor Moon
Ouran High School Host Club
and ANYTHING By CLAMP (the first four are by them)
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Old 11-03-2009, 06:27 PM
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Definitely, and so is CLAMP Now's since they bring news almost every day.
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Spoiler for Spoiler updated 09/17/09~:

Quote:
I don't have enough hands to give the amount of facepalms that the Red Dwarf US version deserves!
Spoiler for Bethhy's series of unfortunate events:
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
Uhm, I had to stick my arm in my pizza in order to keep it away from the dog...
...now it's ruined and even I can't eat it now.
T_______T
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
... D':

/fails again at attempting to enter while others are here...
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
Dentist checkup... it frightens me. :'<
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/addicted to Minesweeper.
/but right click on the mouse doesn't work that well.
/so planting flags are a no-go.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eger-kun View Post
D:<

I'm contaminated
I'm suffocating
/dies

Betthy got 15343493349315446 EXP points
Oh shiz! I killed Egg-kun!! D':
/hides the body in the trunk~
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/sophistication lacking~
I need ID to buy a movie which is rated 15. D':
Go back 15 years and see my mother giving birth to me, woman!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/sophistication overloading~
A guy thought I was my dad's wife. D':
I wish people would make their mind up -- do I look younger or older?
So confuzzling. :'<
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
;o;

4chan scared me...


Spoiler for My Stuff~~:


Member of the Smexy Club
Head of A&O's Fanclub
President of Rora-chan's Fanclub~~


Spoiler for Hilarious stuff:


Spoiler for Glomps for Bethhy~!:
Thanks A&O~♥!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by AlphaΩ1293596
Bethy! /Glomps
Bethhy loves you, C3~!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate_Chip_Cookie View Post
Bethy! /glomps back
Nee-chan~♥! :'3
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
Bethy is here?
WHERE?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
BETTTTTTTTTTTTHY!!!
/fangirly squee!!!

It's been ages!!!!
How ish you!!!
/glomps infinitely
Thank you Duo ^^~~
Quote:
Originally Posted by duoHowl View Post
Bethy~
I luff you ishy~~ :'3
Quote:
Originally Posted by ishxallxgood View Post
@ bethy: //super mega uber glomp


Spoiler for Three sisters~~:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora
http://www.catsofaustralia.com/images/three_kittens.jpg

R-L: Do-Bear,Ro-Bear,Bethy

Duo-chan=DuoHowl (The middle sis and my amazing, adorable and immensily-lovely Duo-chan~~)
Rora-chan=Aurora(The big sis and my wonderful, fantastic, uber-special Rora-chan~~)
Bethy=BethhyTheMokona~(The little sis and the blonde, ditzy teenager~~)


Spoiler for The TRC Pokeball Fight!!:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomoyo_Chan
i love all of them.... but since fai-san's my bf, hahaha..... i choose FAY-SAN...!!!!
LOL, that sounded like pokemon.... fay-san i choose u...!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
lol Tomoyo has a Pokemon called Fay-san. XD
/Throws my Mokona plushie like a Pokeball!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomoyo_Chan
LOL bethhy-chan, let's have a pokemon battle...!!
FAY-SAN v.s. MOKO-CHAN...!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
Mokona, I choose you!!
~Puu!!
Use one of your secret techniques!!
~I can't.
Wh-why not?
~They're a seeecret~♥!!
OH! I love you Moko-chan!!!
/Huggles my Moko-chan with love!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomoyo_Chan
LOL.... moko-chan and bethhy-chan are too cutee.....
FAY-SAN, return to your pokeball.....
no wait, can he fit.....??
0.0!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by CVI
You all... Hahahaha... Really, fun and crazy... Right, now is my turn! Kuro-pon, get out from pokeball! Hey, wait, is he in there...?
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/Imagines Fai grinning with his butt squished in a pokeballl.
Oh no!! Kuro-woofy is hitting Fai on the head with the handle of his sword!!
O:<
GO MOKO-CHAN!!
~Puu!!
/Moko-chan runs up Kuro-pipi's clothes and tickles him!! >:'D
Quote:
Originally Posted by KuroRin
_ _
O_O"

Hey, don't pokemons get smaller when in pokeballs?
OMG, with Fai, Kuro-fluffy, and Moko-chan in a pokeball together, there's almost too much awesomeness...
Hey, that was random!!


Spoiler for Bethy's Quiz:
Do you know Bethy~?
If you think you do, take my NEW updated quiz~♥!

CLICK HERE~♥!




Spoiler for Fanclubs!:

Spoiler for Alpha&Omega's fanclub!:
A&O's fanclub!

Head fangirl: BethhyTheMokona (E-wife)
Alpha's Righthand Man: Jiyuu (Biggs)
Member: evilcheeser
Member: ishxallxgood

I'd like more fans for our pedobear. If you'd like to join this fanclub, pm me any time you like.


Spoiler for Rora-chan's fanclub:
Aurora-chan's fan club!


President: BethhyTheMokona (L'il sister)
Member: ishxallxgood (Rory's stalker)
Member: Eden
Member: MyDecember (Aurora's fanboy)
Member: Jiyuu (Rora's Slave boy)
Member: crazyrodent96 (The Electric One)
Member: Dantrag (Brother no one talks about)
Member: kyatis (cheesecake)

I'd like more fans to join the club. If you'd like to join this fanclub, pm me any time you like, then i'll add you right away! You may have a title that refers somehow to Aurora.


Spoiler for CLAMP in Wonderland:
A social group for CLAMP fans is avaliable~!

Join our little group if you are fans of Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Cardcaptor Sakura, xxxHolic, Kobato, Clover, Chobits and all works of CLAMP.
Join here for CLAMP in Wonderland social group!
Don't miss out~!


Spoiler for Monty Python~♥!:
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

Newsreader: And now for something completely different.

Michelangelo: Good evening, Your Holiness.
Pope: Evening, Michelangelo. I want to talk to you about this painting of yours, The Last Supper. I'm not happy about it.
Michelangelo: Oh, dear. It took me hours.
Pope: Not happy at all.
Michelangelo: Is it the jello you don't like?
Pope: No.
Michelangelo: It does add a bit of colour, doesn't it. Oh, I know, you don't like the kangaroo.
Pope: What kangaroo?
Michelangelo: No problem, I'll paint him out.
Pope: I never saw a kangaroo.
Michelangelo: Uh, he's right at the back. No sweat, I'll make him into a disciple. All right?
Pope: That's the problem.
Michelangelo: What is?
Pope: The disciples.
Michelangelo: Are they too Jewish? I made Judas the most Jewish.
Pope: No, it's just that there are 28 of them.

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

BEN: Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we?
BRIAN: What do you mean?
BEN: You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh?
BRIAN: Slipped him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face!
BEN: Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang
awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.
BRIAN: Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They had me in manacles!
BEN: Manacles! Ooh oooh oh oh. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be
put in manacles... just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out o' your arse, sonny.
BRIAN: Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time!
BEN: You've had a hard time?! I've been here five years! They only hung me
the right way up yesterday! So, don't you come 'rou--
BRIAN: All right. All right.
BEN: They must think you're Lord God Almighty.
BRIAN: What will they do to me?
BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
BRIAN: Crucifixion?!
BEN: Yeah, first offence.
BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion?! It's--
BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us.
BRIAN: What?!
BEN: Oh, yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in a
right bloody mess.
BRIAN: Guards!
BEN: Nail him up, I say!
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:45 PM
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It's so wonderful that we can rely on these dedicated people to bring us news on our favorite mangaka.
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Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle
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Kobato.
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Sailor Moon
Ouran High School Host Club
and ANYTHING By CLAMP (the first four are by them)
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:33 AM
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OMIGAWD!!

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/0...vd-comparison/

!!! CCS IN BLU RAY!!
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Drools...now all I need is s Blu Ray player!
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Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle
Wish
Kobato.
xxHOLiC
Sailor Moon
Ouran High School Host Club
and ANYTHING By CLAMP (the first four are by them)
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Old 11-20-2009, 05:56 PM
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I'd be more excited but I'll bet they don't have English subtitles.. and I can't buy them in England..
..or even order them off the internet.. 'cuz it'll be out in yen or dollars..

..and I have English money.. pounds.

:<
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Spoiler for Spoiler updated 09/17/09~:

Quote:
I don't have enough hands to give the amount of facepalms that the Red Dwarf US version deserves!
Spoiler for Bethhy's series of unfortunate events:
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
Uhm, I had to stick my arm in my pizza in order to keep it away from the dog...
...now it's ruined and even I can't eat it now.
T_______T
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
... D':

/fails again at attempting to enter while others are here...
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
Dentist checkup... it frightens me. :'<
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/addicted to Minesweeper.
/but right click on the mouse doesn't work that well.
/so planting flags are a no-go.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eger-kun View Post
D:<

I'm contaminated
I'm suffocating
/dies

Betthy got 15343493349315446 EXP points
Oh shiz! I killed Egg-kun!! D':
/hides the body in the trunk~
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/sophistication lacking~
I need ID to buy a movie which is rated 15. D':
Go back 15 years and see my mother giving birth to me, woman!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/sophistication overloading~
A guy thought I was my dad's wife. D':
I wish people would make their mind up -- do I look younger or older?
So confuzzling. :'<
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
;o;

4chan scared me...


Spoiler for My Stuff~~:


Member of the Smexy Club
Head of A&O's Fanclub
President of Rora-chan's Fanclub~~


Spoiler for Hilarious stuff:


Spoiler for Glomps for Bethhy~!:
Thanks A&O~♥!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by AlphaΩ1293596
Bethy! /Glomps
Bethhy loves you, C3~!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate_Chip_Cookie View Post
Bethy! /glomps back
Nee-chan~♥! :'3
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
Bethy is here?
WHERE?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
BETTTTTTTTTTTTHY!!!
/fangirly squee!!!

It's been ages!!!!
How ish you!!!
/glomps infinitely
Thank you Duo ^^~~
Quote:
Originally Posted by duoHowl View Post
Bethy~
I luff you ishy~~ :'3
Quote:
Originally Posted by ishxallxgood View Post
@ bethy: //super mega uber glomp


Spoiler for Three sisters~~:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora
http://www.catsofaustralia.com/images/three_kittens.jpg

R-L: Do-Bear,Ro-Bear,Bethy

Duo-chan=DuoHowl (The middle sis and my amazing, adorable and immensily-lovely Duo-chan~~)
Rora-chan=Aurora(The big sis and my wonderful, fantastic, uber-special Rora-chan~~)
Bethy=BethhyTheMokona~(The little sis and the blonde, ditzy teenager~~)


Spoiler for The TRC Pokeball Fight!!:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomoyo_Chan
i love all of them.... but since fai-san's my bf, hahaha..... i choose FAY-SAN...!!!!
LOL, that sounded like pokemon.... fay-san i choose u...!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
lol Tomoyo has a Pokemon called Fay-san. XD
/Throws my Mokona plushie like a Pokeball!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomoyo_Chan
LOL bethhy-chan, let's have a pokemon battle...!!
FAY-SAN v.s. MOKO-CHAN...!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
Mokona, I choose you!!
~Puu!!
Use one of your secret techniques!!
~I can't.
Wh-why not?
~They're a seeecret~♥!!
OH! I love you Moko-chan!!!
/Huggles my Moko-chan with love!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomoyo_Chan
LOL.... moko-chan and bethhy-chan are too cutee.....
FAY-SAN, return to your pokeball.....
no wait, can he fit.....??
0.0!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by CVI
You all... Hahahaha... Really, fun and crazy... Right, now is my turn! Kuro-pon, get out from pokeball! Hey, wait, is he in there...?
Quote:
Originally Posted by BethhyTheMokona
/Imagines Fai grinning with his butt squished in a pokeballl.
Oh no!! Kuro-woofy is hitting Fai on the head with the handle of his sword!!
O:<
GO MOKO-CHAN!!
~Puu!!
/Moko-chan runs up Kuro-pipi's clothes and tickles him!! >:'D
Quote:
Originally Posted by KuroRin
_ _
O_O"

Hey, don't pokemons get smaller when in pokeballs?
OMG, with Fai, Kuro-fluffy, and Moko-chan in a pokeball together, there's almost too much awesomeness...
Hey, that was random!!


Spoiler for Bethy's Quiz:
Do you know Bethy~?
If you think you do, take my NEW updated quiz~♥!

CLICK HERE~♥!




Spoiler for Fanclubs!:

Spoiler for Alpha&Omega's fanclub!:
A&O's fanclub!

Head fangirl: BethhyTheMokona (E-wife)
Alpha's Righthand Man: Jiyuu (Biggs)
Member: evilcheeser
Member: ishxallxgood

I'd like more fans for our pedobear. If you'd like to join this fanclub, pm me any time you like.


Spoiler for Rora-chan's fanclub:
Aurora-chan's fan club!


President: BethhyTheMokona (L'il sister)
Member: ishxallxgood (Rory's stalker)
Member: Eden
Member: MyDecember (Aurora's fanboy)
Member: Jiyuu (Rora's Slave boy)
Member: crazyrodent96 (The Electric One)
Member: Dantrag (Brother no one talks about)
Member: kyatis (cheesecake)

I'd like more fans to join the club. If you'd like to join this fanclub, pm me any time you like, then i'll add you right away! You may have a title that refers somehow to Aurora.


Spoiler for CLAMP in Wonderland:
A social group for CLAMP fans is avaliable~!

Join our little group if you are fans of Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Cardcaptor Sakura, xxxHolic, Kobato, Clover, Chobits and all works of CLAMP.
Join here for CLAMP in Wonderland social group!
Don't miss out~!


Spoiler for Monty Python~♥!:
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

Newsreader: And now for something completely different.

Michelangelo: Good evening, Your Holiness.
Pope: Evening, Michelangelo. I want to talk to you about this painting of yours, The Last Supper. I'm not happy about it.
Michelangelo: Oh, dear. It took me hours.
Pope: Not happy at all.
Michelangelo: Is it the jello you don't like?
Pope: No.
Michelangelo: It does add a bit of colour, doesn't it. Oh, I know, you don't like the kangaroo.
Pope: What kangaroo?
Michelangelo: No problem, I'll paint him out.
Pope: I never saw a kangaroo.
Michelangelo: Uh, he's right at the back. No sweat, I'll make him into a disciple. All right?
Pope: That's the problem.
Michelangelo: What is?
Pope: The disciples.
Michelangelo: Are they too Jewish? I made Judas the most Jewish.
Pope: No, it's just that there are 28 of them.

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

BEN: Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we?
BRIAN: What do you mean?
BEN: You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh?
BRIAN: Slipped him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face!
BEN: Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang
awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.
BRIAN: Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They had me in manacles!
BEN: Manacles! Ooh oooh oh oh. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be
put in manacles... just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out o' your arse, sonny.
BRIAN: Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time!
BEN: You've had a hard time?! I've been here five years! They only hung me
the right way up yesterday! So, don't you come 'rou--
BRIAN: All right. All right.
BEN: They must think you're Lord God Almighty.
BRIAN: What will they do to me?
BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
BRIAN: Crucifixion?!
BEN: Yeah, first offence.
BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion?! It's--
BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us.
BRIAN: What?!
BEN: Oh, yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in a
right bloody mess.
BRIAN: Guards!
BEN: Nail him up, I say!
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