At the walk-a-thon my friend introduced me to her friend who had read Hetalia, we had then discussed how it was suggested two characters um >_> And how one liked to feel the breeze and how awesome that strip was >_>
Me- (/Finds a wrapper for protection) D: Ew
Friend1- What is it?
Me- (/Points) Why would someone leave that there!? D:
Friend2- Maybe they like to feel the breeze
>_> Lolyouhadtobethere.
~~~~~
At stage crew we were measuring wood to make fake books, we had a choice of 9,8, or 7 inch pieces.
Chrissy- Ok, what size should we do this time?
Thatoneguy- Uh, how about 7 inches
Chrissy- You WOULD choose 7 inches
Me- That's what he said.
>_> Win
~~~~~
On teh bus :3
(It's Sean, Meagan, Marrissa and I, we're playing Extreme Rock paper scissors)
Sean- Oh, Marrissa, we're going to play extreme rock paper scissors now
Marrissa- What's the difference
Sean- Well, this (hits Meagan really hard) is rock, this (scratches Meagans arm) is paper, and this (pinches Meagan) is scissors.
Marrissa- But I don't want to
Sean- If you don't play you automatically lose. Rock, paper, scissors
Sean Meagan and I- (/has rock)
Marrissa- (/ has scissors) (/groans)
...Then we all punched her >_> ....Inflicting pain on others is fun
Marrissa- Kris, you're so mean, first you emotionally abuse me yesterday (I called her an emo kid because her allergies make it look like she's crying...I was joking) and today you physically abuse me! (referencing to the punching)
olawl
On the Bus, 2009 >:<
ThisoneguywejustcallCashmere: So, Mrs. A messed up in Religion today.
Me: What'd she do
Cashmere: Well, this one girl kept coughing, so Mrs A gave her a cough drop, but she put it in her pocket. So later she start coughing again, and Mrs A asks her if she used the cough drop, but she says no. Then Mrs A goes up to her, and says "Ok, put it in your mouth. Now, suck it. Suck it! Suck it until the juice comes out.
me-(/laughing too hard to say anything)
(Nobody likes Mrs A either, she's like, the tight-@$$ teacher. Even funnier knowing it came from her)
On the Bus again.
It's me, Sean, Marrissa, and Meagan. Meagan and I are sitting in the seats across from each other, Marrissa is sitting in front of me, and Sean is sitting in front of Meagan. Sean has declared Meagan and I lesbian lovers......Because we're both meme-loving geeks >_>
Sean and Marrissa- (/moves up to the seats behind them, where Meagan and I are sitting) (/trying to make it awkward)
Marrissa (to me)- So (/still making it awkward)
Me- (/Puts arm around her as a joke)
Sean- Holy! (/laughs)
Drew (he sits in the back of the bus- Whoa, Kris, I didn't know you swung that way! (/moves a few seats up towards us)
Meagan- So you move up
Me- (/starts pushing Marrissa off the seat)
Sean- I see what you're doing! i didn't know you liked to play it rough
(at this point we're all laughing)
Me- (/successfully pushes Marrissa off the seat)
Marrissa- Meagan, I don't know how you put up with this every day
Meagan- Yeah, I don't know how I do either.
(At this point Drew has moved back to where he was sitting, as well as Seana and Marrissa)
Bus Driver- Ok guys, stop with the musical seats, nobody else moves from where they're sitting for the rest of the ride.
....We always cause trouble. >_> .....I'm beginning to think making friends with the seniors was a bad idea.
(this happened in social studies)
Teacher *writes something in French on the board then under it he writes 'I think'*
me- *whispering to Rizu* I think, therefore I is!
Teacher *writes 'Therefore I am' on the board*
me- Wow, didn't think he'd write that
~~~~
(Math class, we were working with coordinate planes)
Teacher- Ok, now what kind of slope is this?
not-that-bright-kid- Uhhh, a negative?
Teacher- No! How can you not figure that out!?
ntbk- Uhh, wait, it goes right to left doesn't it?
Teacher- No, it's always left to right! Now what kind of slope is this
ntbk- OH! a negative.
Teacher- No! I haven't seen anyone so confused since four years ago, where whenever the student got confused everyone would just yell at him. It was funny at first but then it just got annoying! Now, what kind of slope is this?
ntbk- Negative? I'm confused.
I later found out that the class my teacher was reffering to was my brother's class
~~~
This happened at Christmas, 2007
Grandpa- Oh, look at this card your Grandma got me (takes out a card) It says, to a wonderful, kind (etc, flattery stuff)
Grandma- I only got that for you because they don't make cards that say "You suck"
Pwned!! Nobody likes my Grandpa, the realization of this in my family gets earlier every year, new record, a one-year old makes fun of him now, and he can't even talk
~~~~~~~
(Math class again :p)
Teacher- Ok, has anybody finished the graph?
Not that Bright Kid (same as the one with the slopes)- (^-^)/
Teacher- Alright, are the lines Parallel?
notbk- No
Teacher- Ok, what are they doing?
ntbk- They're touching each other.
everyone- Hehehehe
Teacher- Yeah, you could also rephrase that and say they're intersecting, because what you said sounds dirty
everyone- (laughs more)
ntbk- Yeah it sounds homo.
friend- Yeah, that's why everyone was laughing.
(No offense intended in this quote. It's a quote from an idiot, what do you expect?)
~~~~~~~~~~~
3/16/09 in school
(we were talking about the location of the class trip)
Me- So, what's the water park in the hotel like?
Mrs S- (says some things about it being big and nice) Oh, and when you go, girls, if you're wearing a two piece bathing suit, make sure you wear a T-shirt or have it secured, same for boys.
Person- Huh? Why
Mrs S- Well there's a surfing thing, and one year a boy lost his balance and fell off, and his bathing suit wasn't on tight, and well, Mrs. S "saw some sights"
Everyone (except for one person)
Jack- Oh, AWW (he's obviously disgusted and shocked)
Me- (laughing harder than Tsuruya-san)
Ahhh good times good times
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