Think of a perfect crime

[dark prince]

and rate the crime above you

take advantage of someone's hatred make them kill that person be sure to record it.... call the police show them the video if they asked why didnt you save him say you were too scared to move

[Naruto 125]

8/10 Its ok.

Well steal food. Ha Ha Ha.

[dark prince]

2/10
you didnt even plan anything its not called perfect crime for anything you know

[Necrosis]

0/10 all you did was judge someone else.
Kill a guy by pushing him down the stairs and say he fell.

[dark prince]

5/10 hand prints -.-
steal food and say its for charity

[Eazy-E]

7/10 It's good,but the hobos might say otherwise. >_> Naughty D. :P

Procrastinating a mob war, posing as one mafia family and "drive by" other family's. Then reap both family's of the loot.

[XTR3ME]

8.5/10 simply cause mafia rules.

Highjack a Gumball machine from a store and then return an empty machine. ;)

[proy3]

6/10 cameras and fingerprints
Hack someone's email and start sending hate mail to a known psycho(prefferably a large, muscular psycho), then challenge said psycho to a fight in front of the real owner's workplace.

[XTR3ME]

9/10 that dude is in trouble....

Disguise yourself as a mall santa and rob the place blind at closing time.

[dark prince]

6/10 you will get cought easily
kill a person your mom will cover for you go in jail instead of you saying i killed him

[Soupnazi]

4/10

Mass murder 20 people while wearing a stuffed bra with your moms hairstyle and contacts to fit her eye color that you get from a black market doctor whom you can trust with a knife you stole from her kitchen.

[buttercup28101]

9/10
kill some one put him in a woodchipper and then burn the suff that comes out of it.

[WildHeart]

9/10
Killed a guy,throwed the body into a car then burned the car/pushed the car into the sea.

[miavizard]

8/10~^_^

kill a guy..after that.remove his teeth,nail so, no medical report..throw him at meat processor/hungry pig cage..or just throw him at the river full of piranha...bwahahahaha~~
or find death note..just wrote his name..banggg...its settle...ahahaha

[dark prince]

8/10
kill a guy..throw him in a black hole no one will ever find him

[miavizard]

8/10=where exactly the black hole??ahahaha..

killed a guy..throw him at bermuda triangle..

[dark prince]

5/10
black hole is in the galaxy of course where else you dont know what is the black hole O_O if you go near it it sucks you inside the hole no one will ever find you o.o
drink someone's water and say i thought it was mine

[miavizard]

5/10...wahahaha..of coz i know that black hole..but still..how to throw em there?use soyuz???huhu..

kill someone n say..god ask me to do so...[cliche one!!]

[dark prince]

3/10 they will send you with god to jail -.-
kill a person say its for charity =D

[miavizard]

3/10...coz..for charity???ahahaha

kill a person..say that im from confidential assassination troop...its an order..kyahahaha...

[tama]

2/10
no one would believe you
befriend the person and take him/her to a gun or archery training course and than shoot him/her and say it was an accident...

[Naruto 125]

8/10

Kill a guy with a gun then run and leave the area for a long time.

[sasukelvr]

3/10....wow do u really hate ur mom that much?

Kill George Bush, get thrown in jail for life, and have the proud feeling that you saved the country.

[Lurking madness]

9/10 well the feeling for the country make it up

work hard all your live...make some money ...travel in a far country kill the important tyran guy then go to canada...and live up to the north for a bunch of years after you came back to your home with some souvebir from the countries you visited

[Soupnazi]

5/10

Pay a hitman to kill the president, then kill the hitman.

[Geyter]

3/10 Too many connections unless you find a perfectly solitairy hitman (but then you wouldn't find him, and he wouldn't be able to get close to the prez...)

Kidnap Naoko Takeuchi and force Togashi into accepting 5+ assistants to work for him?

[tears123]

1/10 because I don't know what you're talking about, +1 because it sounds lethal.

Kill Sasuke. Everyone hates him so no one will care.

[drunkenking]

10/10 cuz ur funny

kill sum1 noone knos about

[ryumoko_sakura]

2/10 erk..y u kill da innocent?

i kill a robber and his family coz da robber robbed my things n my virginity (:<)

[Shade]

5/10 You'd still get busted, so what's perfect?

Stake out the target leaving no evidence. Wear plastic burnable gloves purchased from the next state over. Shoot the target in a non-disclosed location away from public eye. Avoid blood splatter and cameras. Wrap body in plastic, which then goes into the truck. Cement the feet of the body along with a large chunk of the plastic as well as the gun in the cement mix and let it harden. Drop the body in the nearest massive body of water. Wash your hands, shake em off, walk away.

[ryumoko_sakura]

8/10 dat's doesn't perfect

his relatives will suspicious where had he been n i think u cant make alibi with so many work to do to hide da body.....

spill some milk or food dat has poison in it and give it to stray dogs

[Shade]

9/10

You evil, twisted, monster >.< lol

Do what Aizen does. If that ain't perfect, I dun know what is ^.^

[ryumoko_sakura]

who is aizen?

spill poison in a water reservoir in a state

[tears123]

10/10 cuz ur funny

kill sum1 noone knos about

^_^

9/10

You evil, twisted, monster >.< lol

Do what Aizen does. If that ain't perfect, I dun know what is ^.^

0/10
Who is Aizen?

Why does it have to be murder? I take a candy bar from a store where the owner is in the bathroom and there are no cameras.

[ryumoko_sakura]

wah good!

i steal my mother's money

[Oink McOink]

Sakura, this is the game section. follow the game. Posting here doesn't raise your post count.

Train a monkey to stab the heart of someone wearing a certain perfume. Spray the perfume discreetly at the target. And the monkey is wearing a plate with the words "Ha! Killed by a monkey!"

[GameFreak101!!]

trip someone causing a line of ppl to fall in dominoe form when the last person falls they send a rock flying of a lever that was set and brake the glass containing all the games and systems in the world. smuggle them out through the dominoe confusion everyone trying to pick themselves up and run off to my room to play :D

[ryumoko_sakura]

9/10 dat's we call close to perfect

[rockstar72]

hmm..... A perfect crime?

I made 2 girls and 1 cup

[Soupnazi]

1/10 What kind of crime is that D:

I kill you and throw you in a river.

[ryumoko_sakura]

0/10

coz u dont know who am i and where i live

broke into guy's dormitory while others dont know and cut a guy's guitar strings

[GameFreak101!!]

hmmm....... 3/10 whats so important about the strings?

steal everyones cookies and make a cookie castle

[Lone_ant]

Hey great idea!! (adds to favorite games list)

5.192/10 like the cookie idea, but everyone will know who dunnit once you build the castle (not to mention legions of my brethren partaking on the walls and clumns)

Create a religion (with all the hype and other stuff) with weekly offerings that get send to me ( I'm not necessarily the diety) .

[GameFreak101!!]

3/10 ull start a war with ur religion =P
release a sleeping gas thro vents all over the world and steal gasoline.

[Lone_ant]

(that's why it's the perfect crime.. what bigger crime than a legal one (war)?)


Hmm the stealing gasoline part is nice,.and the sleeping gas opens up other possibilities..
8.471/10

[GameFreak101!!]

lol hey wheres ur crime???? meh ill make another one. lets see........i lock all teachers up in a retard facility where they get smacked with metal bats every 10 minutes and stoopid ppl rule the world.

[Lone_ant]

actually, I think we have already done this. so, for historical accuracy..
8.746/10

sorry forgot to put a crime,. si I'm putting...
Create a video program that when seen will release people's hidden desires and make them criminals! Then distribute it through the internet and mass media.
Plagiarized from Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro (shameless manga promotion)

[Shade]

6/10. It'd already been done before. It's called the television! *hides*

Become a politician. Yea...It's been done before...But is there a more perfect crime than this?

[Alex Ryder]

7/10
Kill someone with an ice splinter, and let it melt afterwards. Don't get any blood on you, and there's no murder weapon.

[Shade]

LOL! 8/10 Other issues in the way, but a great strategy.

Lawyer. Nuff said!

[Aerodynamic]

Huh? I don't understand. 5/10

Suffocate your victim in his house, and lay him down in his bed. Turn and leave the stove on, then burn the house down yourself to remove fingerprints and evidence. Upon inspection people will think the man died in his sleep due to carbon monoxide poisoning, and that the house eventually caught fire and was burned down.

[j0kercards]

8/10 Why not just kill them in the explosion, if their asleep then they wont notice the gas. :D

Pose as a doctor and prescribe the victim some drugs. The bottle the pill are kept in has the wrong dosage and the victim overdoses. Any blame will be shifted to the hospital and by that time you are sleeping in your luxury king sized bed in barbados. :D

[dirminxia]

Pi/10 (thats 3.14) Because the hospital would have your patient list and the note you gave said patient so they can but the blame unto you!

Build an underground safe-house in the middle of the Arizona desert. Steal the license plate off of a car that has been left or abandoned. Replace your license plate with said stolen license plate. Go to a night club and pick up a super hottie that is super drunk. Tell her that you are taking her home and that you are actually her boyfriend *shes drunk enough she believes you...* and take her out into the safe-house underground. Gag her, blindfold her, and lock her in a cage. Get her name, phone #, parents name, and leave note in their door about kidnapping along with photo of girl. Get ransom money, gas and then cover the girl in oils to remove fingerprints, and leave her outside the same bar and make her look passed out. She will go home, you have money, and no proof! YAY!

[Lone_ant]

Hm,.. 6.123/10 Too time consuming and effort intensive compared with the returns.

Buy up land that contains uranium 235 ore deposits, make your own makeshift atom bomb and explode it at Washington D.C to start a Nuclear War; killing everyone save cockroaches in the process. Hurray for the cockroaches!

[dirminxia]

4/10. But if you start a worldwide nuclear war, where will you live? and all the good stores will be gone too so you will have no electricity, or shelter, or food, or... *gulp*...video games...

Streak through the white house but you have like super martial arts reflexes so they can not catch/shoot/trap/hurt/or do anything to you!

[zurcn]

1/10 your image will be recorded and you'll be on the run forever (even if uncatchable)

I wouldn't use this (http://www.onemanga.com/Detective_Conan/127/07/) since the FBI might be tracking this thread o_o'

[Lone_ant]

8.748/10 Hmm, plagiarized but I like the way of saying how you wi--- er I mean won't be using it.

I will not contact aliens and take the world as hostage =)

[zurcn]

9/10 that might actually work

what if I make 2 holes in a sock, wear it on my head then wear a jacket and keep my index finger pressed forward inside the pocket and threaten a bank employee to put all the money in the bag??

[Lone_ant]

6.134/10

nah, all the employees have to do is to cut off their hands, pack them in the bag and fool you that it was fool of money

(anyway it's a good thing that someone posted again at my 2nd fave Game thread, time to flex those evil mastermind muscles)

I will, put evil ads in Onemanga! Wahahaha! All Hail the evil Ads!!!

[Dan2025]

7/10 A for effort, but you'll get shot down eventually.


Steal all the nothing in the world, and get away with it since no one cares if you steal nothing.

[Lone_ant]

7.496/10

Nice try, but somebody will notice.
>>All donut lovers will hunt you down for stealing the holes in the donuts (and everyone knows that police love donuts)
>>All the idlers and bums will hunt you down for stealing what they were working on (they were working so hard in doing nothing)
>>All schools will hunt you down for stealing the meaning of their existance (people will now actually learn something)

No, nothing is too important.

Put my money in the bank then trick the access number from myself and steal the money (from myself).

[j0kercards]

1/10 Very bad idea, WAY too risky. (You get a 10 really.)

Find the location of a really bad person (Terrorist leader etc.) and kidnap them. Bring them back my country and then tell the police you kidnapped someone. Theyll come over and youll get a medal :D (or a long time in prison for kidnapping)

[Lone_ant]

3.986/10

It'spretty hard to pull of plus,..they'd arrest you and keep you for a month while somebody else takes the credit..

Here's my crime:
I will drop subliminal messages in posts that I make, eventually taking over the world!!

Wahaha you've come under my spell!

[zurcn]

10
yes...master...I...obey

the voices tell me to do this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-1YjEXNdBE)

[Folcon]

lol, door opens in

Hatch an elaborate plan that would make Rube Goldburg jealous that will help me steal a cookie from the cookie jar.

[meagan]

throw you in the sreader where they cute the trees up into pieces then all your bones and flesh will be unidetifyed:D

[R the Vampire]

Is it plan even?

My plan is...

I'll spread V-Virus(Obivious parody of T-virus from Resident evil novel/movies etc) In your city...and soon the world would be devoured by me...and my adorable little mindless zombie hordes

[espeon977]

I never read or saw those 5/10 no more planet for joooooo also what about the people IN SPACE!

I'll rob a bank by walking in with mah finger gun out (not hidden, at all) while singing the batman theme song, then I'll walk over to the desk thing and grab that basket of lollipops and run like heck and jump into my getaway car, that looks like an icecream truck, then I'll sell the lollipops to unsuspecting children and make a profit of 5 dollars MUHUHAHAHA

[R the Vampire]

I never read or saw those 5/10 no more planet for joooooo also what about the people IN SPACE!

I'll rob a bank by walking in with mah finger gun out (not hidden, at all) while singing the batman theme song, then I'll walk over to the desk thing and grab that basket of lollipops and run like heck and jump into my getaway car, that looks like an icecream truck, then I'll sell the lollipops to unsuspecting children and make a profit of 5 dollars MUHUHAHAHA

You didnt got that joke...did you...6/10

And my another plan...

I'll go out of my house and start Dominating the world(I skipped the boring details)

[espeon977]

4/10 you need details, and what rating does my crime get? And yeah I didn't get that.

[Lone_ant]

0.99/10 the crime of not following a thread by incompleteness has already been done before. Try something more original =p

Create a Time Machine to go back in time and rule the world! (Hence by this current time it wouldn't be a crime anymore as my word is law,.. but what better crime than one that is legal?)

[Colossal Stop]

Hmm 6/10
Bump! I like the look of this game

Walk up to a random person, ask them directions to the nearest train station and just randomly put your finger up their nose. See how long it takes before they attempt to remove it. Dont forget rubber gloves, you dont want to get hepatitis.

[Carlosmaster]

7\10

Not being caught is the perfect crime and that's mine.

[Pitou]

4/10 - boring.

Full-body suit to prevent dna samples dropping. Over the course of a month, and using mainly spoons, I dig a tunnel underneath the Perth Zoo and steal a tiger. I move to South Australia and me and my flatmate and my tiger can drink iced coffee (its all they drink in Adelaide) while relaxing in the sun.

I can feed it orphans and name it Nefel

[Dan2025]

It's an okay crime. Though more awesome than practical.

7/10.

Here's mine:


Take a computer out to a garbage dump.

Use extension cords and get it running and plugged into the internet.

Hack into the pentagon, a bank, or anywhere. Commit some sort of crime over the internet.

Unplug the computer before you can be traced back to your location.

Take a sludge hammer to the computer and then toss the remains into the piles of garbage around you.

Collect the extension cord and go home.

[Pitou]

8/10

Actually, hacking the pentagon isnt that hard. Its done alot. Hacking other USA governmental agencies is a much bigger deal.

Also, the problem is that you would have to create a new account providing false details with some kind of internet provider, hack where-ever you are hacking, then cease the account. The cost of the computer should also be accounted for, so its best to end up with some money in a swedish bank account when you are done, aye.

~~~~~

Shave myself bald, scrub my skin raw, zip myself up in indentity-concealing tight clothing, drive to a semi-distant house somewhere and shoot the occupant (whom I've never met) with a silenced gun. Burn the clothing, and throw the gun into the ocean in a un-sealed metal container.

Have an alibi

[bad_karma]

9/10 A little psychotic but cool. You may need help. Professional help.

I can't think of anything very cunning, so the next person can make something up. However, I would like to add, the Perfect Criminal is The Jackal from Day of The Jackal. If anyone's read that book they know what I mean.

[miriam994]

N/A, I didn't read it.

Kill someone with a huge chunk of ice that will melt later on and leave no evidence.

[Lone_ant]

6.201/10

It's a nice classical crime, but it's precisely because of that that you lose originality points.

Take control of several underground Net organizations.

Attack a country, let's say,. hmm, Georgia, using my Botnetworks and Elite Hackers to shutdown, well,.. everything.

Send ransom money demand to a neighboring country.

[pegasus]

8/10 not bad but how do you want to keep the ppl IN the country?
~~~~~
Find a well known murderer bring him to solitary place and kill him.
Cut off pads of his fingers and your own and exchange them. let them heal.
Dispose of body in ocean with rocks tied to it.
Put on full body suit kill someone, by strangleing him with his own arms, and leave 1 fingerprint.
Excape and arrange for alibi.

[Lone_ant]

You don't need to your sending the ransom money to a neighboring country anyway.

@ Crime Hmm, interesting. kind of hard to pull off so..

7.982/10

Start a cult and infiltrate the government, the police, everything. Unleash a killer virus on humanity and arise with the vaccine. "Die" after some years and arrange for the pope to bless the body. Arrange for a member to assassinate the pope. At the critical moment I "resurrect" and save the pope from the bullet (non-fatal ofcourse). Enjoy position as new world leader.

[Gendaros]

And then hold on to the world with flying saucers! 100/10!!
Hmm...I don't have much of a criminal mind so I can't think up anything up right off the bat...but here's what I got: get on really good terms with the mafia, perform a coup with a few close friends but get caught on purpose. Then, right as you're going to be executed, have those few close friends destroy the executors, set you free, and rule the syndicate (I mean mafia) and the underworld!
It's not much of a 'crime' per se...but...it would still be fairly perfect.

[voodoochild]

4/10.Not really perfect.

First steal a some hair,an identity or a drivers license etc. from someone I really hate.Second Kill some other one while making sure that I won't leave ''real'' evidence and implant the previously stolen thing near the dead body.Laugh evilly as the first guy gets sentenced to the maximum jail penalty.

[Lone_ant]

Uh. hmm..
3.801. Well the thing is investigators encounter this sort of stuff regularly (and you didn't even wear gloves) so..

Find a suitable baby. Give lollipop (wrapped ofcourse) as a toy . Tickle him/her a bit, maybe chat with the mother, congratulate the father..Then..

Steal the candy from the baby and run for it!

Muhahahahaha!

[bloodydragonfly]

hehe 10/10 yes it's perfect :D
hmm i would prefer more bloody crime. for example.. i dress like a pink bunny(:D) take the icicle and stap someone in the street at the middle of the night... so till the morning the icicle will melt and there's no wepon so that means i'm not guilty, and if someone saw me they woun't recodnise me...

[Lone_ant]

0 posts?! lol you joined the forums to play the games =o

hmm,. well. the icicle thing has been mentioned before, but I love the bunny suit, patchwork smiling bunny and hanging the dead body would have earned you bonus points for Doubt reference too. so.. 6.457

Go to public library. Fiction section. Rent out books on a diffrent name. Put the ending on the back of the front cover! Move to a diffrent city. Rinse and Repeat.

[midoki]

haha! Smart! 9/10

take all the toilet papers in public comfortrooms. no one would care. alot would suffer
XD

[midoki]

haha. smart. 9/10

get all the toilet papers in all public comfortrooms. no one would care. alot would suffer.

[Lone_ant]

Hmm, evil. Except that, usually, someone would have beat you to the punch ( I mean public toilets never have toilet paper). It would work wonderfully in hotel and fancy restaurant restrooms though. Way to get back at the stuck up pompous people.

8.101/10

Select a target gardener. Stake out wind direction and wether there are empty pieces of land nearby. At the right time plant weeds at proper places . Failing that, throw Weed bombs at the garden and run =).

[mangagaara]

make something up and get a lot of people to belive it and charge them a donation wen they come to a building belive with everyone else oh no forgot it exists its called RELIGION lol

[bloodydragonfly]

wtf 5/10 for the writing
ok now my crime, u liked the bunny suit ok i give it to u now u r the real criminal(lone_ant) hehe perfect crime

[Lone_ant]

Ah, but I'm human, and no human is perfect. I'm human. Therefore I am not a perfect crime =)

Nice try though =) (9.110/10)

Perfect Crime: You did not vote for Ed in the Onemanga OMCB
http://forum.onemanga.com/showthread.php?t=26919&page=89

And because of internet anonymity, you get away with it,.. for now...

(Tip : Vote Ed to escape my retribution)

[Mangoooo]

wait wats ed


u kill a person coz u were angry
n they die n u put them in da bathroom 2 cover up

[SVKnight]

My crush's beauty is a perfect crime..
kfufufu~
XDD

[DeathNoteRox]

... 5/10

My crime has three steps
1: Read Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe
2: Imitate that
3: Don't tell the police about it :)

[Archangelxiii]

8/10. that guy was insane.

start world war III by calling obama dumb and saying leader or china said. after 99% of the world is destroyed i steal a cookie. no one left to accuse me. the perfect crime.

[shurik]

2/10 kinda stupid

send a atomic nuclear bomb to earths core activate while living on the moon perfect crime

[NytmareRyuk]

10/10

On a roller coaster tie a rope around someone's neck and hook the other end of the rope to the rails when the roller coaster goes in a dark tunnel, then the roller coaster will move so fast that the guy's head will be cut off.:eban:

[Archangelxiii]

3/10, someone will obviously catch you doing that crap.

pay an arab to set a bomb off at an airport. not only will it kill hundreds, you can't be caught because even if the arab tells someone i paid him to do it, no one will believe.

[Jepz0r]

8/10

I'd buy a death note.

[Archangelxiii]

10/10 genius

i steal your death note. no one knows such a thing exists so no one thinks i stole anything!

[NytmareRyuk]

8/10

destroy the world and everybody with it. Then there's nobody to catch me.

[Lone_ant]

But you die :/

6.001/10

Study banking and economics. Be very good at math and wall street. Create various magical financial derivatives and hedge funds and pour money until everyone's in on the bubble ~ meanwhile I've set-up a conservative company on the side. Wait for the catastrophic economic crisis and use my company to gobble up everyone else.

[greiverff8]

7/10

Murder:
Step 1 Form a solid alibi) First i get more than 1 person to vouch for whereabouts at the time of the murder, First person; someone the cops wouldn't suspect being my accomplice and who wouldn't be connected to me as being someone close to me.

Second person:
my girlfriend, saying i was with her all night (After i left the first person, witch is when the murder would have taken place about 30 minuts before i left on the other side of town).

The actuall murder:
Step 1:
Where shoes about 1-2 sizes bigger than my actual shoe size, (A small misdirection)
Step 2:
where clothes that cover me compleatly from top to bottem (So i leave no DNA traces)
Getting rid of the body:
Hmm i don't really know the best way to get rid of a body, maybe Cremation or Acid?....
And finaly getting rid of the evadance:
Burn the clothes and everything that could link back to the murder..

[Tchaa]

7/10 - The alibi isn't a strong one, you would need to have "independent" witnesses to truely be off the hook.

(To stay on topic with the Death Note thing...)

I start several Life Insurance Companies that offers massive payouts with just over average cost, but has a clause in it that refuses pay out for suicides. Having gone into buisness with Archangelxiii I get him to make a contract for Shinigami eyes and every client must have a face to face consultation. We note everyone's life span and set up a chart to use his Death Note to cause each one to commit suicide 3 days before the end of their life.

We collect from millions of people for incredibly long ammounts of time and pay nothing back.

[Lone_ant]

Wow. I'm stumped. Granting that the Death Note exists (and it's accesories)..

I rate this. 9.698/10 :thumbsup:

Take some hydrofluoric acid out and dump it into the local Water Tower at the dead of the night

Go to another country and read the (horrible) news the next day.

Hydrofluoric Acid and You.
http://www.carwash.com/article.asp?IndexID=4230101

or worse, Chlorine Trifluoride (though they'd probably be able to spot this.. because the water supply pipelines and the tower itself has burned through, or rather Exploded through)
http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2008/02/26/sand_wont_save_you_this_time.php

[A.kira]

0/10
No way that the people who work in the Water Processing Plant would not notice such a thing in the water supply. Not only that, but as the water is processed and it goes into people's homes, the purifying process might actually dispell the chemical anyway.
Not to mention, going to another country would be costly.

Step one: Create a rubber suit
Step two: Cover self entirely with rubber suit
Step three: Steal my father's gun
Step four: Sneak out of the house
Step five: Break into random person's house far away from my own
Step six: Shoot that nigga
Step seven: Leave premises
Step eight: Dump suit in Topsail beach
Step nine: Go home and sleep.
Done. I killed someone with no connection to me, with a gun that belong to a police officer, and discarded the suit into an ocean 30 minutes away from me.

[ronrealplaya]

5/10 you left too much fingerprints... and your father is a police officer... the bullet would be identified and know your father was the owner... the gun you used did not even used a silencer...you even walk out naked when you remove your rubber suit... lol jk... and you have no get away vehicle...you would be caught...

rape someone who likes you...LOL

[Lone_ant]

1.001/10

No precautionary measures.. rape is still rape after all.

Infect potted plants (found in some forest or other) with plant diseases, arrange such that they are upwind from mother-in-law's prize winning garden. (ofcourse wearing non-descript clothing, gloves etc)

[vesalius]

4/10

just hipnotize someone to kill themself

[taichi]

4/10
Make one of your friends sign the time sheet of a lecture. Commit your crime during the lecture time. When you are accused of commiting that crime. Show the time sheet as a proof that you can't be in the crime scene during that time, but you were in class.

[XxROXxX]

didn't understand it very well, so i'll give it a 7/10




ok... i'll make a long plan...

first, dig a hole (more like a cave) that connects a bank's basement to a sewer that leads to a river, then get about 4 guys and toy guns (that look real) to help you and rob the bank(make sure to have gloves and other crap so you don't get busted by a DNA or prints investigation later, make hostages and when police comes to negociate, keep them busy negotiating and asking for a pizza, while you are at it, your friends open the personal vaults and get their money, then leave the weapons on the bank vault, go to the hole on the basement and leave a toy grenade at the hole, go in the sewers until the river, get the car that you left there and leave, when police gets on the bank you will already bew 20 mins ahead, while they are looking for you in the bank, add 25 more mins, when they find the fake grenade and call some especialist, that's already 1-3 hours for you, when they discover what was your plan, you will be already 4 hours ahead of them.


i really made a plan here...

[look.dead.birdy]

9/10 well detailed, but a very complicated procedure.

Plan D: Kill the neighbouring Dog.
Step1 : Bake poison cookies.
Step2 : Wear gloves and leave a batch of cookies, in front of every neighbours house, including one in front of my house.
Step3 : Get drunk and sleep till i hear ambulance sounds.
Step4 : Go out and ask what happed, ask surprised.
Step5 : Pretend to be scared and drop a few fake (Manly) tears.
Step6 : Thank God you didn't take the cookies, in front of the cops.
Step7 : Take the Dog in as a pet kill it (evil laugh) Since all neighbours are dead, no one would know about the Dog.

[cjmah]

7/10

put harrassment letter to ask people to pay money.

[Suimaru Urahara]

hire little kids to work in your candy shop with a huge shady looking guy from the carribean islands and a talking cat

[rockleeisawesome]

5/10

Lure 2 of your enemies into an area, knock one of them out and then shoot the other one, wipe the finger prints off the gun and put it in the hand of the unconcious person,
one enemy goes to jail, the other one goes to heaven ;)