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ThinkMooInc
11-20-2009, 05:08 AM
Poetry Contest 32 Entry Thread

Rules:

Each contest will have a theme and the poem has to relate to the theme or it will not be a valid entry.

You will be given 2 weeks to create the poem.

You can’t use a previously made poem. If you do, your entry will not be a valid entry.

One poem per person.

There will be a thread for posting entries only. There will be a [separate thread] (http://forum.onemanga.com/showthread.php?t=49872) open for discussion and to answer any questions you may have.

You may change your entry at any time before the contest closes.

Put the whole poem in spoiler tags.

Please try to put the title in bold and in size 4 or 5.

Please try to put the poem in size 3 or 4. [I][This and the previous rule are intended to keep sizes reasonable, and to make it clear if the title is separate. Use common sense, and it will be accepted. Thanks.]

Keep the entries in the normal black text color as some colors are hard to see on some of the backgrounds used on the forum.



The theme this time is LIMERICKS as chosen by the last winner, Mrdelta.

Description:
A limerick, as described by wikipedia.org, is a five-line poem with a strict form (AABBA), which intends to be witty or humorous, and is sometimes obscene with humorous intent.



The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.





The Entry Thread will close on December 3rd around this time [look at time of post].
Once again, we always appreciate new contestants! :]

God_03
11-26-2009, 05:32 AM
Hm...Ill Give It a Try

On A Dark Night
There Was A Kite
Which Was Struck By Lighting
Oh How Frightening
It Was Only On Its First Flight

-God *Snicker*

sammy
11-26-2009, 10:14 PM
Okay, people said the last one was something they have heard before. I might of read it somewhere and thought about it just now, so i'll just change it for safety pre-cautions... So i just whiped up something fast and stupid...
Dunny = Australian Slang for, "Toilet"


Two kids sat down awaiting the bunny
their friends did laugh as they said, "Thats not funny"
They both went to their beds
Rested their heads
Till the morning they ate until they needed the dunny?

ronrealplaya
11-27-2009, 01:04 PM
In a city, i work at a church
Where every girl wears short skirts
They try to tempt me
Please God, prevent me
or i'll ask them, am i your first?

EmoEmu
11-29-2009, 04:57 AM
Its already been two hours (frick!)
Exauhsted all my power tricks
Despite my trying
And all this rhyming
I still couldnt write a limmerick

Lone_ant
11-29-2009, 10:02 AM
There was once a tiny black ant
His sense of smell no one would want
He lost the trail home
One night on a roam
Alas for his life's covenant

iLikeAnime21
11-29-2009, 11:41 AM
I'll give it a shot...

There once was a girl named jane
Who thought she had a big brain
She thought she was cool
Standing in a puddle of drool
But really she was just insane

My December
12-03-2009, 05:44 AM
Is there something wrong dear?
As if there's something to fear
I know I am sick
My life is not that thick
But you know I'll always be near...

ThinkMooInc
12-04-2009, 04:50 AM
No more entries will be accepted at this time.

[Poetry Contest 32 Voting] (http://forum.onemanga.com/showthread.php?t=57813)

[Poetry Contest 33 Entries] (http://forum.onemanga.com/showthread.php?t=57814)