Beat the Item

[Lainemaa]

All you have to do is beat what the other person says.

Example-Fire/water/ice/lava (NO GOD, or anything you know that is 100% unbeatable).

First - warm blanket

[Panda-san]

a heater

[Lainemaa]

ice age

[Eveonder Maelstrom]

meteorain

[purple_meganekko]

meteor storm :P

[DeathNoteRox]

A giant Meteor Storm in your backyard

[Hayate-san]

Super awesome psychic powers

[purple_meganekko]

Phoenix/Jean Grey :P

[DeathNoteRox]

Xavier :P

[purple_meganekko]

Phoenix (in the movies anyway >.>)

[DeathNoteRox]

Wolverine

[purple_meganekko]

Magneto

[DeathNoteRox]

Gambit (lolz we're totally having a nerd fight XD)

[purple_meganekko]

Marauders

[DeathNoteRox]

Fantastic 4

[purple_meganekko]

@.@ their landlord :P

[DoctorWho]

the... Thing... how'd you call it.. oh yeah...

[Phaxi]

Rock eating microbes

[DoctorWho]

Science
oh wait... 100% unbeatable... oh well :shrug:

[espeon977]

Paradoxes :D

(/hopes for an lolcat reference)

[DoctorWho]

Phylosophy~~~

(you want lolcats, put em yourself...)

[espeon977]

D: Aw http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-time-paradox-cats.jpg

>_>

Um, let's see

Nonsensical things

[Phaxi]

Sensical things

[Hayate-san]

Logic

[Phaxi]

stupid people

[DarkJosh522]

your mum on her wedding day @.@

[DarkJosh522]

and what beats that ??? her mum of course!

[DeathNoteRox]

MY mom. >=3)

[chibitemari]

my kitty cat

[winter55]

/eats your kitty using my Lion

[chibitemari]

cuteness

[Phaxi]

Testosterone

[chibitemari]

females

[winter55]

pwns you with a rapist

[chibitemari]

hand grenade

[Phaxi]

RPG

[Burningled]

Nuclear Bomb

[Genesis XR]

SHOOP DA WHOOP!

[narutocitizen]

Manu Ginobili bobble head

[Moogle Buddy]

Tsubame Gaeshi! Swordplay beats toys.

[narutocitizen]

twinkie(where's the cream filling)

[Moogle Buddy]

Weight-watcher convo.

[narutocitizen]

laxitive in ya drink

[mikeyba]

A big bowl of curry.

[freeboy2k6]

sushi on a naked body table..

[hongoasdf]

Famine.

[narutocitizen]

is famine an item?

any way a big screen LCD TV

[Master Geass]

A DSI

[chef_alucard]

a wii

[Phaxi]

gamecube

[Drarydan]

SNES ftw

[Starrk_Rules]

gamecube

Laptop

[naruto rocks]

super computer

[chef_alucard]

the next gen. of super computers.

[mikeyba]

Cyborgs.

[Master Geass]

Giant Robot.

[Moogle Buddy]

Magnets

[mikeyba]

Plastic.

[ramz91]

Heat

[Mikadoj]

Nuclear explosion

[ramz91]

Enough lead to cover the planet AND prevent radiation poisoning!!!

[mikeyba]

Alchemy!

[Ruggia]

black magic!

[mikeyba]

black magic!

Magic negation magic!

[Ruggia]

psychics! (more specifically, Vector control by Accelerator in Toaru series)

[mikeyba]

Dark-type pokemon!

[Ruggia]

? oh well.
Digimons then!

[mikeyba]

Eeh. I think they sort of suck.

Ninjas beat them anytime.

[Ruggia]

Samurai beats ninja anytime :D
(unless ninjas use dirty tricks :P)

[mikeyba]

Lotus clan (from Battle Realms. serious lack of balancing between the races.)

[Archangelxiii]

the big bang

[Ruggia]

Suzumiya Haruhi will destroy/nullify big bang on a whim :D

[mikeyba]

Haxor plotkai. It defeats anything.

(I dare you to say One Piece and I will surrender, defeated.)

[Ruggia]

fan uprising :D

[mikeyba]

manga on hiatus. (dgmdgmdgmcoughcough)

[Ruggia]

pff. Togashi's laziness (worst hiatus ever in JUMP manga. one went almost 2 years...or more)

[Moogle Buddy]

Crazed fans with pitchforks.

[Master Geass]

A fire hose.

[Moogle Buddy]

A wall.

[Syrun]

water
EDIT: Got ninja'd again...:cry:

[Bambi]

blow dryer

[Syrun]

hair iron

[Moogle Buddy]

Bathtub

[Syrun]

bed

[Bambi]

hammock

[Moogle Buddy]

Fire

[Syrun]

water

[Moogle Buddy]

More Fire

[Bambi]

a ditch

[Moogle Buddy]

Erosion.

[Bambi]

wind

[Ruggia]

Magic!

[HIKARI-16]

anti-magic swords

[Ruggia]

guns&missiles!

[xXxteartracksnscarsxXx]

susanoo
*try beating THAT!!*

[HIKARI-16]

lol damn you.....
sage mode HA!!!

[Ruggia]

.... Mikuru BEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAM!

[mikeyba]

Beam reflecting Mirror

[Ruggia]

reflects it back 10000X stronger :P

[mikeyba]

Absorption ability.

[Ruggia]

Demon Hunter? (Soul Eater)

[Moogle Buddy]

Fire

[Syrun]

water

[Goneongreen]

Human drinking the water

[Moogle Buddy]

Human on Fire

[shy-shy]

Human with fire extinguisher

[Goneongreen]

water hose to get rid of the mess

[Moogle Buddy]

Wall

[Goneongreen]

Floor

[Mikadoj]

walls that have spikes and move in on each other

[Moogle Buddy]

Raikage

[Mikadoj]

what?????

[Master Geass]

Raikage, he's from Naruto.

The flu.

[superdum2]

the h1n1 a worse flu

[Mikadoj]

The plague (AKA Black death)

[Moogle Buddy]

BUBBLES!

[H3artbrake]

Plot-hole no jutsu.

~H3B~

The Forum Games Santa.

[chef_alucard]

cliff hanger no Jutsu
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/337/7/8/Danzo_vs_Madara_parody_comic_by_RoninOfDeath.jpg

[H3artbrake]

LMFFFAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Dude you have me laughing like some freaking retart right now. LMao!!!

I can't beat that either! Damn your mad skillz!

~H3B~

The Forum Games Santa.

[Ruggia]

cliff hanger no Jutsu
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/337/7/8/Danzo_vs_Madara_parody_comic_by_RoninOfDeath.jpg

long, long, looooooooong hiatus.

[xXxteartracksnscarsxXx]

extreme powerups in a spectacular comeback.
~and, sasuke in a whole new outfit :faint:~

[Ruggia]

anti-fan criticisms.

[xXxteartracksnscarsxXx]

anti anti-fan criticisms.:P

[Ruggia]

flaming regulations by Mods & Admins :P (+banning)

[xXxteartracksnscarsxXx]

making a diff OMf id :P

[Ruggia]

IP address ban!:admin:

[Master Geass]

New IP

[mymousedosen'twork]

new laptop?

[Master Geass]

mallet

[Moogle Buddy]

Sword

[Mikadoj]

gun

[Inusho]

Lightsaber.

[Mikadoj]

bazooka

[Inusho]

Kitty-launcher.

[Mikadoj]

panty launcher

[Inusho]

Condom launcher.

[Moogle Buddy]

STD's

[Mikadoj]

Swine Flu

[Master Geass]

Vaccination

[Moogle Buddy]

Mercury

[Syrun]

Jupiter

[Mikadoj]

black hole

[Shun-kun]

Chuck Norris. I win? :D

[Mikadoj]

Bruce Lee, you lose

[Shun-kun]

Pedobear. =P

[Mikadoj]

Mamabear

[Shun-kun]

Papabear.

[Mikadoj]

Papaburger (At A&W)

[Back Off]

Me >.<

[mikeyba]

The internetz.

[Back Off]

Haha!

Global power failure.

[Moogle Buddy]

The ammish.

[Master Geass]

T-rex

[Moogle Buddy]

Meteor

[Master Geass]

Bruce Willis

[Moogle Buddy]

Bruce Lee

[kitsune09]

Jet Li

[Syrun]

Jackie Chan

[Archangelxiii]

chuck norris. aw dang. i said something unbeatable.

[MANGA FAN 101]

the knights who say 'Ni' from Monty Python

[Moogle Buddy]

It

[Syrun]

that

[kitsune09]

what

[Syrun]

this

[Moogle Buddy]

NOW!

[Syrun]

SOON!

[Master Geass]

Open

[Moogle Buddy]

Close

[Master Geass]

Lock

[Syrun]

unlock

[kitsune09]

key

[Syrun]

key ring

[MANGA FAN 101]

The Keyblade from Kingdom Hearts.

[Moogle Buddy]

Masamune from Kingdom Hearts.

Cookie to the person who get's this reference.

[Mikadoj]

Video poker

[mikeyba]

Electric bills

[Master Geass]

Money

[mikeyba]

Free and open source software.

[Moogle Buddy]

Power outages.

[Master Geass]

The ammish.

[Burningled]

Gangs.

[Moogle Buddy]

Fire!

[mikeyba]

Hyourinmaru double bankai.

Yep, I've seen the fillers.

[Moogle Buddy]

Aizen Bankai.

[Burningled]

Pac-Man

[Moogle Buddy]

Mario

[Lone_ant]

Sonic

[Mikadoj]

Pepe Le Pew

[Master Geass]

Tomato Juice

[MANGA FAN 101]

Tomato plant

[Mikadoj]

watermellon plant