Wishes

[J.T.]

Seen this on some forum before and liked it, so here it goes. Somebody makes a wish and the person after grants him the wish, but with a twist, like : I wish I had a deathnote. And reply: Granted, but you die in 40 seconds from heart attack since you wrote your name in not knowing it's a deathnote, or something like it...

have fun

[Alberio]

lol Its called Corrupt a wish btw.

I'll start

I wish I was in Gantz.

[mexicanopunk]

you get all your bones broken and get your neck snapped in half by an alien
i wish i was a pirate

[J.T.]

Granted, your wife wakes you up and says: C'mon John, we're going to Dallas.

.
i wish i don't have to go to work tomorrow.

[Alberio]

Granted: but a bomb was placed for you in your house that would've normally gone off while your away.

I wish Kei was back to life NOW.

[Helmsmon]

Granted: Kei comes back as a zombie and eats ur brain

i wish i was a sea cucmber

[SilverKunai]

Not granted. Can't turn you into something you already are. lol. jk jk.

Granted.

I wish I was god.

[Helmsmon]

Granted: but u turn into jim carrey from bruce almighty muhahahaha

i wish i knew everything

[Alberio]

Granted: your brain vessels explode

I wish there were more good manga like Team Medical Dragon, the theme I mean

[Helmsmon]

granted: but like any good manga, they r underappreciated and get canceled

i wish i was Eiichirō Oda

[mexicanopunk]

i do not know who he is but wish granted you go 2 jail for the rest of your life
i wish i was in a rock band with akatsuki

[MangaAddict]

Granted but they decide to kill you when you piss them off...
I wish for a pool in my back yard...

[Helmsmon]

granted but u drown

i wish there was world peace

[MangaAddict]

granted but you go nuts and commit suicide...
I wish for world domination!

[Helmsmon]

granted, but there is an uprising and u get killed

i wish i could fly

[MangaAddict]

granted but you are mistaken for a duck and shot... (duck, what?)
I wish I could go to the bahamas....

[Helmsmon]

granted but u don't have a good time and get sunburn

i wish i was 50 feet tall

[MangaAddict]

.... granted but birds nest in your nose <---creative, right??:D
I wish I could go to the moon!

[Raijuu]

.................................................. .............
kill all humans?

[Helmsmon]

granted, but u go without a space suit and well...die

i wish i was the moon

[mexicanopunk]

wish grantded but get destoryed when you crashed into the earth
i wish was a pirate/ninja

[Helmsmon]

granted, butu can't decide between one pice and naruto and go insane (idk)

i wish i was tobi

[dman]

granted, pein decides to take over akatsuki and kills you in your sleep

I wish I had a billion dollars

[Helmsmon]

granted but ur left with only 100 dollars after taxes

i wish i was asian

[Raijuu]

ok ok.........
i wish i could have the sharingan then i can do whatever i want.......

[whitey-chan]

granted, now you have red eyes...

i wish i could fly...

[Helmsmon]

granted but u fly into a jet engine

i wish i had superstrength

[MangaAddict]

granted but you kill your granny when you hug her..
I wish I knew everything!

[Helmsmon]

granted, but u kno about all the times ur parents did it with vivid images

i wish i was u

[Raijuu]

............ nah thats imposible

i wish i could...................................... be posting freak sic im already going to be......

anyway i wish i could fly.....LOL

[Manga-Otaku]

Granted. But you shall perish in the depths of a pretty castle! ♥

I wish I had cake.

[whitey-chan]

not granted: i want you to cry first and beg for a cake...

i wish i am superman...

[Helmsmon]

granted but someone kills u with kryptonite

i wish i had a horse

[Manga-Otaku]

Granted. But your horse shall be the death of you.

I wish I had wings.

[whitey-chan]

granted. now you can fly

i wish i have magic

[Helmsmon]

granted but ur hunted by voldemort, idk

i wish i was death itself

[dman]

granted but evryone you love dies
I wish I lived forever

[Manga-Otaku]

Granted but you shall live alone for your whole eternal youth..

I wish I had a mansion...

[Helmsmon]

granted, but it falls apart

i wish i was invisible

[whitey-chan]

not granted. people die... that's a fact...
i gues its late
i wish i am batman...

[Manga-Otaku]

Granted but you will lose your money...

I wish I could read minds.

[dman]

granted but you read the mind of a government agent and he kills you to cover up a conspiracy.

I wish I could live underwater

[Helmsmon]

granted, but ur caught as a trophy

i wish i was a winner

[dman]

granted but losers kill you and become winners

I wish I was famous

[Manga-Otaku]

Granted but you shall be humiliated by the press.

I wish I had a golden house.

[Helmsmon]

granted, but ur robbed everyday

i wish i was james bond

[Manga-Otaku]

Granted but shall be killed Mr. 007

I wish I could have a hover car.

[whitey-chan]

not granted because you are helmsmon

i wish i have a car

[dman]

granted but you run off a cliff

wish I had every videogame and videogame system ever made

[Helmsmon]

granted, but u get bored, idk

i wish i was a mod

[Alberio]

Granted but you accidentally mis-use your power, then get reported and lose your position

I wish Onemanga had all of the chapters of Berserk, including future ones.

[Helmsmon]

granted, but the scans are really bad resolution, take forever to load, and give u a virus

i wish i had cake

[dman]

granted but the cake was poisoned

I wish I had a movie theater in my house

[Helmsmon]

granted, but a whole bunch of unwanted people come over wanting to see the latest feature

i wish i was stretchy like luffy

[dman]

granted but you decide to become a super hero and aan evil villain freezes you.

I wish I was invincible

[Itachi4ever]

granted but get stuck in ice for etentity.

I wish I was able to be granted a wish that isn't affected by this curse.

[Helmsmon]

granted, but that was the only one, you said A wish

i wish i was itachi

[Itachi4ever]

granted but is stripped of all Chakra

I wish I was a girl...XD

[Helmsmon]

granted, but u get pregnant (i guess that's bad if u were a guy)

i wish i was a baby again

[Itachi4ever]

granted but your a vegetable( aww, that's sad .^_^. )

I wish my GF would stop worrying bout the past and think more of the future. .^_^.

[wildstriker]

Granted, but she won't remember any past experience with you anymore.

I wish I never get other marks on the college except "A" grade

[Helmsmon]

granted, but u get beaten up for being too smart

i wish i was a cloud

[Itachi4ever]

granted but a penny kill you

I wish I had some potatoes.

[Kay]

granted but mr potato will come and kill you for kidnaping his children
i wish i had more girlfriend around me

[Blaze]

granted but they're all fat ugly chicks...

i wish to have 3 more wishes..

[Kay]

granted but your penis lenght is been reduce 3 cm
i wish there a hot girl next to me

[Blaze]

(ack....wtf?)
granted but she ate too much and turns herself fat.

I wish to go to sleep..

[Akito77]

(ack....wtf?)
granted but she ate too much and turns herself fat.

I wish to go to sleep..
Granted, but you wake up a minute later.

I wish that I was part of the Ouran High School Host Club. D:

[Kay]

granted and you will get raped by homosexual ppl
i wish i am perfect

[Blaze]

granted but wish failed.

i wish for a pony!!!

[Akito77]

granted but wish failed.

i wish for a pony!!!
Granted, but it kicked you in the head and gave you a concussion.

I wish I could go to a Linkin Park concert. D:

[Blaze]

granted but it was already over when u arrived...

WHAT I'VE DONE!!

i wish for the ultimate wish..

[Akito77]

granted but it was already over when u arrived...

WHAT I'VE DONE!!

i wish for the ultimate wish..
Granted, but a bar of chocolate appears in your hand.

I wish that I could go to Fanime. ;_;

[Kay]

granted but you must shave your hair
i wish you guys stop wishing

[Akito77]

granted but you must shave your hair
i wish you guys stop wishing
Granted, but you're perma banned.

I wish my Death Note fan art didn't phail. D:

[Kay]

granted but evryone will have to force themselve to do it
i wish you arent killing me

[Akito77]

granted but evryone will have to force themselve to do it
i wish you arent killing me
Granted, but someone else kills you.

I wish Kisuke became the best salesman ever. =D

[Kay]

granted but then he bankrupt
i wish i am rich

[wildstriker]

granted, but robbers will start targeting you

I wish every websites have unlimited bandwidth

[Kay]

granted but you paying for it
i wish youtube doesnt dlt anime :<

[wildstriker]

granted, but you'll pay for all the copyrights

I wish I can understand every language in the world

[Kay]

granted but you will die at the age 20 ajhahahah
i wish i am dead

[wildstriker]

Granted, but you will be revived again via dragon ball

I wish I am a Shinigami

[Kay]

granted but you will become like hanatarou
i wish everyone stop wishing

[wildstriker]

Granted, but the post will still keep coming

I wish I had a Death Note

[whitey-chan]

granted but you will die in 40 seconds because of a heart attack for writing your own name...

i wish i a ha superbike that can fly

[wildstriker]

Granted, but you will not be able to control it, and crashed within the second you ride it.

I wish I can earn more money than Bill Gates.

[Alberio]

Granted but just like him, you got lucky and simply got all of it by using an idea that you merely came upon.

I wish I didn't have to deal with yaoi fangirls bothering me when I go back to school, my last year with them and onto college afterward~

[wildstriker]

Granted, they turn to yuri instead

I wish all yaoi and yuri element would just dissapear from manga.

[Alberio]

Granted but now hentai is flooding the market over regular manga.

I wish that Lyner from Ar Tonelico wasn't such a...fool I guess would the word without insulting him.

[Blaze]

granted but he died awhile ago so wish can not be granted.

i wish my wallet is full..x.x

[dman]

granted but it bursts into flames when you tried to get money out.

I wish I was an expert at karate

[Helmsmon]

granted, but you r still not the best

i wish i knew what to wish for

[dman]

granted but you forget your wish

I wish I was the tallest person ever

[Itachi4ever]

granted but you die to the lack of air

I wished I couldn't die

[wildstriker]

Granted, but you couldn't live either.

I wish I had sharingan.

[Itachi4ever]

granted but it don't work right

I wish for 500 wishs

[wildstriker]

Granted, but every wish only have 1/500 chance to be fulfilled

I wish I had Zanpakuto

[Itachi4ever]

granted but can't use Bankai

Fine w/ me XD

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

[Acidrain]

Granted, but u cannot swim

I wish I had mad killing skills

[Itachi4ever]

granted. but you kill urself first

I wish 499 times that I can fly

[Raijuu]

sure, but don get too close to the sun...

i wish i could kill the next guy is going to post here... XD hahaha

[Acidrain]

Granted, but after you kill me, u kill yourself

I wish someone would use pheonix down on me

[Itachi4ever]

granted but I kill you again

whoo!

I wish me wings weren't wax.

[Alberio]

Granted but now their plastic so they'll melt if you get too much closer to the sun than the wax ones could.:lol: Plus it would be much harder to fly...

I wish that I have seen some gameplay of the new FF7 version and that I had seen FF13's first fifteen minutes right now.

[Itachi4ever]

granted but ff7 isn't coming out ever supposaly and you forget the ff12 game completly and never buy it.

I wish my wings weren't Plastic *sigh*

[wildstriker]

Granted, It was made of metal instead.

I wish Doraemon would travel to Naruto era.

[Itachi4ever]

granted but idk why

I wish I had a limo

[wildstriker]

Granted, but it will be built with Chery QQ model.

I wish I will never age more than I have to.

[Itachi4ever]

granted but you die then

I wish for 700 dollars

[wildstriker]

Granted, but it's a fake printed.

I wish I can pass every exam without even studying.

[Itachi4ever]

granted but it has my name and info. on it

I wish for a basketball court

[wildstriker]

Granted, but it will located 1000 Km from your house

I wish that I won't need to pay my house rent.

[Itachi4ever]

Granted but you got to win it

I wish I had my own house. >.>

[wildstriker]

Granted, but it will be built in the middle of the sea.

I wish I were immune to any sickness.

[J.T.]

Granted, you have a car acciden and spend the rest of your life as a vegetable.

I wish I was.

[wildstriker]

Granted, you was, but never will be.

I wish my voice is as beautiful as Michael Jackson.

[J.T.]

Nice.

Granted, but you look and behave like him too.

I wish for a week of rain.

[Alberio]

Granted but you and everyone around you gets sick from it.

I wish I could be Batman, there is a reason but I prefer to keep it to people that know me personally, or irl w/e you want to call it.

[J.T.]

Granted. Eventually you gay marry Robin. :D

I wish I had a better computer... really


BTW: people *around* me get sick? That's positive! :D

[Alberio]

Damn..that would also make me pedo, which Robin btw. The prob is you will only get more sick with all those sick people around you, but if you live near a considerable number of buttholes that might be a good think.

Granted but you don't have very much RAM on it now. Everything else is better though.

[J.T.]

Solved my cooling problem :D Thanks...

I'm on a roll here... :D Better stop while I'm ahead... Aaaah, what the heck...

I wish i knew what to wish for. :D

[Alberio]

Beleive me you want your RAM, espicially PC gamers.

Granted but after three long years of thinking, you forget when someone smacks you for not listening to them.

[J.T.]

I know I need RAM, but do you know what happens when your cooler doesn't work and it's 34 degrees C outside? :D Let me tell you, you DO NOT want to see mysterious white smoke coming out of your PC. :D

[Alberio]

My apologys forgot to make a wish, sure that ain't liquid after seeing enough ecchi lol

I wish that my principal didn't sound so gay when he was on the speaker...>_> makes me want to get out as fast as I can.

[Acidrain]

Granted, but now you have to do the announcements

I wish there wasnt any bad effects of this wish

[MangaAddict]

Granted but because there were no bad effects you were considered different and turned into an outcast... as a result of the nonresultness of the wish...

I wish all fish flew and all birds swam!

[Raijuu]

......... granted but i dont want to fish a bird..

i wish i could be a fishman

[MangaAddict]

A fishman? Granted but you turn into kisame and is a mutant for life...

I wish I my AP homework would dissapear.

[Raijuu]

.....granted i wish that too so much...

i wish i could................................. run faster than a car lol

[MangaAddict]

Granted but you run so fast that you burn your footsies... lol!

I wish I had no responsibilities!

[Gayle_85]

Granted however since you had no responsibilities nobody respected you and treated you like a bum

I wish the weather wasn't so muggy

[Raijuu]

......... granted.... to clear... dont like it

i wish we never pee..... idk...

[MangaAddict]

...... Granted, but your bladder explodes...??

I wish I could swim with dolphins, lol!

[Gayle_85]

Granted but you get trapped in a hurricane in fla while swimming with the dolphins

i wish dishes did themselves

[...]

granted but they all just break
i wish i could sleep work

[Raijuu]

granted but you get fired :D

i wish i could kill the next one that posts here :D

[orochimaru]

granted, but i wish i could fly so i can escaped from master-Rai.

[wildstriker]

Granted, but someone else will chase you in his place

I wish I were more beautiful than anyone lese in this forum :D

[Shadowseeker]

granted, but the public is so excited about your beauty that they tear u apart and sell ur parts as relics.

i wish everything i imagined would happen

[...]

granted but then you go insane and and take the fools way out
i wish had the abiltiy to freeze time

[Itachi4ever]

granted but you stop w/ it

I wish I had a bazooka

[J.T.]

Granted, but you don't have any ammo and retailers won't sell you any...

I wish I can draw manga...

[Alberio]

Granted but you draw so much but never wind up being happy with each page so end up trashing them until you can't draw anymore, I have personal experience with this unfortunatly....

I wish I didn't have to wait until tommorow to continue playing a new video game I got yesterday. :(

[wildstriker]

Granted, but you will stuck in the same place without any progress

I wish I can laugh maniacally like Light Yagami.

[Raijuu]

granted, but youll have a heart attck for so much laughing

i wish i could jump higher than the clouds lol

[Alberio]

Granted but a flying jackolope stabs both of your eyes for getting in front of it.

I wish that I had a screwed up scale that I can mess with ignorant people with, make them think they weigh a lot lol

[Tru Grave]

Granted but it broke when you stepped on it

i wish i had a better personality

[OboeKitty]

granted but you get so obsessed with how cool you are you never get married and lose all your friends...(i dont know. lol)

i wish i had unlimited gum supply.

[wildstriker]

granted, but your entire house will be filled by it and you become homeless.

I wish I can do all tennis techniques in PoT.

[LlorshCrespo]

I wish manga and anime girl become real they are really my type , and that probably the more sad think I have said in my life

[Acidrain]

Not granted because u r very illiterate

I wish nothing bad would happen to me ever, throughout this topic

[sorceritza]

Granted! It will happen a good thing then! You will be loved, sooo loved that you will die suffocated by it. :D

I wish i had more socks :)

[Hynavian]

Granted! You will be placed a slave at a laundry shop and will wash nothing but socks....from day to night :D

I wish I can have more chicken wings to eat.

[OboeKitty]

granted, but because you aren't focused on them due to the large amount ive given u, you choke on one...and as your face is turning redder and redder, a bull spots your now very crimson face and charges at you...with little oxygen to breathe (due to the lodged chicken wing) u run clumsily away until u fall off a cliff into a pile of marshmallows that unlodge the chicken wing from your throat...however, unfortunately for you, u eat all the marshmallows in a fit of triumphant joy only to find that you are infact a diabetic.... DEATH! (^^)V




i wish that everything was chocolate...except people...and the air...cuz we gotta breathe. haha

[Alberio]

Granted but then everything in the universe is eaten, including the ground nd stuff but not people, so uh yeah >_>.....hope they never get hungry again.

I wish there wasn't so many spin offs of FF7

[bleachigo10]

granted: but final fantasy doesnt exist anymore

i wish i was a shinagami (from bleach)

[Acidrain]

Granted, but you are just a back up character that nobody knows anything about and is always ignored because he i so pathetic

I wish that the post below me couldnt make a wish

[sorceritza]

you again!? :)) definitely not granted! I'm not that powerful :D

I wish that Acidrain would make more palpable wishes :((

[Acidrain]

Granted....ummmmmm...

I wish that your face got in the way of my fist! SHAZAM!

[sorceritza]

=)) hahaha! granted! But your fist breaks, and little by little every bone inside your arm is turned to pieces. Can you feel that? Nope, it's too late... you can't feel anything anymore :p

I wish I could fly...

[Acidrain]

Granted but only for .15 seconds...oh too bad...no more flying XD

I wish that I was immortal

[sorceritza]

This is a filler post, nothing to do with the game

Acidrain, I think that at this early hour it's just the two of us who play this game :). But the flying was ok while it lasted :))

[Acidrain]

ok then...so...no more playing game until other people come back?

[sorceritza]

Wish granted! you can see all the people around you dying... Oh no! The sun is burning too close to the earth... the earth is on fire... the sun explodes... the earth explodes... but you are still alive, floating alone in the universe... stay out from those other burning stars... you already have enough injuries :)

I wish I could go through walls

[Acidrain]

Wish granted but you also go through floors, but you have no control over it and you fall to the center of the earth

I wish that black cats brought GOOD luck

[bleachigo10]

granted: but now all other objects are bad luck and a boulder falls on your head and you die

i wish i had rocket launcher with infinite ammo

[sorceritza]

granted, but somehow they are all redirected at you, no matter whom you are trying to shoot

I wish i had a piano

[bleachigo10]

granted: but its one of those self playing pianos and it only plays BEETOHVEN!:eek:

i wish i was filthy rich

[Acidrain]

granted but u keep getting paper cuts from your money

I wish that bleachigo's avatar had no eyes

[Useless]

granted..but all your friends now have those eyes

i wish i knew why kisame was a shark....

[Acidrain]

Granted, but you forgot everything else you have learned

I wish something...and not nothing

[Useless]

granted...but something turns into nothing important after u get bored with it

i wish i had a magic hat that housed a family of cuddly little kitties

[Acidrain]

Granted, but then they explode and all the blood splatters onto your face

I wish that light was dark

[Useless]

not granted...cuz u are a jerk....the po wil kitties.....

i wish that i had more room to type on my sig.....

[Acidrain]

Not granted...im not an admn man XD

I wish I was an admn

[Useless]

granted...but u are my admin slave!

i wish i had something better to do....but life is so boring

[Helmsmon]

granted, but u get bored with that too

i wish i had a genie

[Useless]

granted...but it grants my wishes....it just lives with u and talks alot

i wish i had a large rock that i could use to beat people with

[Helmsmon]

granted, but the beatings tickle people

i wish i could feel no pain

[Useless]

granted but of course if u felt no pain u would not know when u need to make a bowel movement....and if i shanked u in the back u wouldnt know.....

i wish i could shank him in the back....

[Helmsmon]

granted, but i pull out a gun and shoot u in the head

i wish all inanimate objects could talk

[Useless]

granted but they will all insult u

i wish i had control over the elements!
and not fake ones like water....more like hydrogen and stuff....im a periodic table on wheels!
well i could make one....

[Helmsmon]

granted, but, uh... you don't like it very much...idk

i wish that people didn't hold grudges

[Useless]

granted but they hate each other for different reasons!

i wish that people didnt hate me......

[Helmsmon]

so do i...uh, granted, but you start hating them

i wish i knew what to wish for next

[Useless]

granted, u want to die!

i wish that people gave me money that was useable in the USA and they all loved me and there was no possible downside to this wish

[Helmsmon]

granted but the world blows up, so ha!

i wish everything i said was right

[Useless]

granted but the world becomes worse so u become emo

i wish that same wish as before, only the world didnt blow up

[Helmsmon]

granted but you don''t know what to do with urself and become emo

i wish i was in the akatsuki thread

[Useless]

not granted...since i dont want u there!*waves hand in front of nose* eww u smell!

i wish i would never smell half as bad, or worse, as helm

[Helmsmon]

granted, u smell the exact same as me muhahahahahaha

i wish u were dead

[Useless]

not granted since im awesome

i wish u still had skin!

[Helmsmon]

*i didn't kno i didn't*

but granted cause it benefits me

i wish u weren't kisame

[Useless]

*gasp*
why would u say that.....?
not granted....

i wish u were depressed!
sasuke depressed!

[Helmsmon]

granted, because i wanna be depressed right now

i wish that kisame was a barbecue fish fry

[Useless]

umm....granted...but this "kisame" is your mother becuase her name was changed

i wish your skull was hanging from my mantle

[Helmsmon]

granted, i don't want it anymore

i wish i would die a horrible death

[Useless]

granted....i dont need to add a twist....

i wish i would die......of natural causes!
*dun dun duuuuuun*

[Helmsmon]

now i am not even recognized.....
*seeks deeper into pool as the depression weighs heavier on my soul*

granted, but it's painful old age stuff

i wish u knew how i got this quote

[Useless]

granted....since i do...i posted it recently.......

and i wish u would go away!

[Helmsmon]

*just thought you'd be curious considering i can't get in and am not a member of the akatsuki rp thread*

granted, but i'll just come back

i wish america didn't suck right now

[Useless]

granted cuz that will benefit me.....and fine....

i wish i knew how u got that quote....u better grant it since im humoring u

[Helmsmon]

granted, u kno, but it's somewhere hidden in ur brain

i wish i wasn't such a... whatever i am

[Useless]

errr...not granted...since u didnt humor me like i said.....

i wish i was gone!
*already granted as i am leaving*

[Helmsmon]

*i don't humor people*

fine with me, that just granted my wish

i don't have a wish cause u just granted it

[Acidrain]

I wish both of you guys would STOP WISHING TO ONLY EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME!

[Itachi4ever]

granted... what it's granted leave me alone

*acidrain stares at me*

I wish he would stare at me.*starts crying:p*

[wildstriker]

Granted, but none others will stare at you again except him.

I wish I can travel across time.

[sorceritza]

Granted! but you now are stuck in the witch hunt period... and what do you know? you are a witch :D

I wish I had a different toothpaste

[J.T.]

Granted, but you lose all your teeth.

I wish a flat-rate.

[bleachigo10]

granted: but you now have no lungs

i wish i had a katana

[Useless]

granted but it is possessed and it attacks u and your friends

i wish i had a katana that wasnt possessed.

[Raijuu]

granted but then you will cut yourself with it


i wish i knew what to wish for...

[Useless]

granted but u wish u were a flaming homosexual

i wish the # a bagillion was a real number

[Acidrain]

Granted, but now no other number exists

I wish I could kill people with the blink of an eye! (at will)

[Useless]

granted but your only able to wink.....and your will belongs to me....
NOW BLINK AT THAT PERSON!

i wish....that...i......could.........party like a rockstar?
i dunno...

[Acidrain]

Granted...but you overdose and die...

I wish that the song "this is why im hot" was talking about me...

[Useless]

granted.....but u are hot like on fire....

i wish.....i had a purple spotted miniature zombie pony named sprinkles satan McCupcakes!

[Acidrain]

Granted...but it mimics what those kittens did a while back GWAHAHAH! XD

I wish that the post after me couldnt make any wishes

[Useless]

that was mean.....and granted...but u cant make anywishes for the next.....22 seconds!

[cant make a wish]

[Acidrain]

heheh ok, the twenty seconds are up...

I wish that the next person to post had to delete their sig! GWHAHAHAHAHA!

[Useless]

ummmm granted...but its the next to post in......the alien thread...in the general chit chat forum.....

i wish u were dead....on the inside

[Acidrain]

...not granted, IM ALREADY DEAD ON THE INSIDE! GWAHAHAHAHA!

I wish that I could find the random fighting thread thatb was just random rp fighting

[Useless]

like the food fight thing? thats in the akatsuki one...since thats basically and akatsuki thing...it was ours from the old forum.,...i made the first one......ahh......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so i think thats what your talking about....
so....not granted....since your not a member!
make your own.....

i wish...i had a tasty cake that i could eat

[kyu]

granted but it spoils in 2 seconds

i wish i can fight a huge army of mecha

[Acidrain]

umm...ok...granted...but you die...really fast...

I wish i could find a cool avatar to replace the one I have now

[VelvetRose]

granted but you have to make a new account

i wish i could eat a vanilla bean ice cream

[Useless]

granted....but thats all you can eat for the rest of your life.....

i wish i could crush a large boulder with my hands....

[kyu]

granted but your hand got crushed in the process

i wish that i'm in a video game

[Useless]

granted but u are a repeating extra that constantly gets killed in the most horrible ways imaginable

i wish that kyu would die horribly....

[Acidrain]

Granted....but everyone greeves over his dead body and blames you for killing him...eveyrbody hates you now :)

I wish people would fight fair in rp fights

[Useless]

granted cuz i hate people who dont.....

i wish blaze didnt go to these forums...ever...

[Acidrain]

Not granted! why? Whats he done to piss you off?

I wish blaze would come on more often XD

[Acidrain]

and shouldnt this topic be closed?

[Useless]

not granted cuz he annoys me...u really like him?

psshh cuz of that i wish u'd stay away from the forums as well!

[bleachigo10]

not granted only an admin has the power to do that

i wish i had an all powerfull danceing bannana:eban:

[Acidrain]

Granted...but it only dances for other people

I wish i didnt have to go to the dentist in 10 minutes

[bleachigo10]

granted but all your teeth fall out

i wish to be teleported to a different dimention with a city made of water

[Acidrain]

granted...but you drown...DUH!

I wish that there would be no backlash to this wish which is I wish I could be able to fly

[OboeKitty]

well, there is no "backlash" but you didnt say "please" so not granted. haha

i wish i knew how to speak every language in the universe....please. =D

[bleachigo10]

granted but you turn mute :devil:

i wish i was made of gold

[SilverKunai]

.....This got to page 25?

Closed...

[bleachigo10]

ehhh watever

[OboeKitty]

granted but you turn mute :devil:

i wish i was made of gold

is it closed?? it doesnt say it is...well.

granted, but you are sold to a museum and put on display.

i wish frowning was illegal.

[Excel-Kleinwald]

closed for real, this shouldn't be this long.