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Akole
08-28-2007, 10:44 PM
Questions that need to be asked, but doesn't need to be answered! Questions like:
Why do I like beauty/beast type of stories?
Why do I always sit next to the guy who thinks Old Spice can substitute a bath?
Why do guys always hit on me when I'm at my job? I'm wearing an ugly green uniform, for pete's sake!
Why does the toaster have a level of heat which'll burn the bread to a point of inhumane consuption?
If your last name was "Crunch" and you joined the Army, will you become Capt. Crunch?
What's YOUR questions?
Excel-Kleinwald
08-28-2007, 10:46 PM
How come the only stupid people I see are on t.v. and the internet? I want to meet a real live stupid human being! So why is that?
Useless
08-29-2007, 12:09 AM
why is my brother a complete douche bag?
why must he follow me around singing jitterbug?(off key, wrong words, and really only saying jitterbug....)
Crimson
08-29-2007, 01:18 AM
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
westcrazy
08-29-2007, 01:54 AM
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
Can you cry underwater?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
VelvetRose
08-29-2007, 02:30 AM
if a tree falls down in the forest, would anyone hear it?
Useless
08-29-2007, 02:32 AM
if a tree falls in a forest and hits a mime, does anyone care?
how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if in reality that wood chuck was,mild mannered reporter clark Kent
who?what?where?
08-30-2007, 02:31 AM
how come girls can wear revealing attire only to be complemented by every guy they see, while when a guy shows his bulge every woman thinks its the most disgusting thing they've ever seen?
Useless
08-30-2007, 02:37 AM
why does little person, the politically correct term, sound more offensive then midget?
CanineStarSirius
08-30-2007, 02:42 AM
Why are my younger friends taller than me?
Useless
08-30-2007, 02:44 AM
why are there no respectable people on reality tv?
what is so bad about watching some nice friendly people for a change?
(well its boring....)
VelvetRose
08-30-2007, 09:51 AM
why is it soooooo hot in the summer, when someone in the other side of the world is enjoying the rain?
takachi
08-30-2007, 10:08 AM
why are there so many people on earth who lack talent??...........
why are hot girls so hot, and more fun to *some'n explicit here =)* than ugly ones??
ShadowInTheMist
08-31-2007, 12:57 PM
Ewww shut up. You are so rude to people.
Why are my sisters such nags?
Why is everyone so rude to other people when their no different.
RainDrop
08-31-2007, 11:29 PM
Why is it that, people who love themselves creep the hell out of me?
[=/]
who?what?where?
09-01-2007, 06:53 PM
How come my brother gets a new computer and I keep the 1999 piece of trash dell?
Why am I inside on a saturday night?
SilverKunai
09-01-2007, 07:37 PM
Why the hell do I hate you all?
Why the hell does SilverKunai hate me? :D
why dont i answer any of these questions?
Star Sapphire
09-06-2007, 01:51 AM
Why must people assume I'm either anorexic or just skipping meals entirely?
Why does trying to pass out or nearly pass out help me play my clarinet better?
Why do people pray to an already omniscient being?
VelvetRose
09-07-2007, 08:20 AM
why am i always hungry??
why is it that when i try to sleep i never can???
why am i hungry now when i just ate some leftover pizza?
takachi
09-07-2007, 08:44 AM
answering time ^_^
Questions that need to be asked, but doesn't need to be answered! Questions like:
Why do I like beauty/beast type of stories?
Why do I always sit next to the guy who thinks Old Spice can substitute a bath?
Why do guys always hit on me when I'm at my job? I'm wearing an ugly green uniform, for pete's sake!
Why does the toaster have a level of heat which'll burn the bread to a point of inhumane consuption?
If your last name was "Crunch" and you joined the Army, will you become Capt. Crunch?
What's YOUR questions?
thats your nature.....
cuz you love the smell.......
your a girl, huh?? ^_^ jk....... prolly cuz your hot....
becuz people are moving to fast these days, and dont have the time to take a chill.....
that depends..... will crunch reach the title of captain ^_^
How come the only stupid people I see are on t.v. and the internet? I want to meet a real live stupid human being! So why is that?
(you might have not noticed this yourself)
cuz in real life, people tend to avoid "those" people
why is my brother a complete douche bag?
why must he follow me around singing jitterbug?(off key, wrong words, and really only saying jitterbug....)
O_o...... eeehhmm, he prolly took it after from you.....
and idk that song
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
yes........
no......
no....
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
Can you cry underwater?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
no, waste of time...... (but some cinema's do....)
thats pointless...... since no-one can reach that place
you can..... but you'll die.....
idk.... i dont sing that song...... and i dont put them to sleep...
if a tree falls down in the forest, would anyone hear it?
if someones around, yes......
if a tree falls in a forest and hits a mime, does anyone care?
the family (might) care.....
and if people are watching and get blood over their clothes...... yeah they'd care about their clothes
how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if in reality that wood chuck was,mild mannered reporter clark Kent
47, unless he has superman abilities....... then its infinity.....
how come girls can wear revealing attire only to be complemented by every guy they see, while when a guy shows his bulge every woman thinks its the most disgusting thing they've ever seen?
who says they think that ^_^ (girls can be pervs too)
why does little person, the politically correct term, sound more offensive then midget?
it doesn't........ idc if you call them lepricon..... just treat him/her with respect...... (cuz he/she might put a spell on ya) okay that joke was horrid.... i meant..... they're your fellow man/woman.....
Why are my younger friends taller than me?
genetical code...........
why are there no respectable people on reality tv?
what is so bad about watching some nice friendly people for a change?
(well its boring....)
then its prolly np reality tv, but just trying to get good ratings & lots of viewers.........
you answered it......
why is it soooooo hot in the summer, when someone in the other side of the world is enjoying the rain?
that might not be true....... cuz on antartica its always cold, but on the other side its not always hot/dry.......
why are there so many people on earth who lack talent??...........
why are hot girls so hot, and more fun to *some'n explicit here =)* than ugly ones??
yeah, it cant be helped......
cuz thats the way it is ^_^
Ewww shut up. You are so rude to people.
Why are my sisters such nags?
Why is everyone so rude to other people when their no different.
for telling the truth?? O_o
thats a sister job
becuz they prolly ARE different, and the rude ones prolly have issues....
Why is it that, people who love themselves creep the hell out of me?
[=/]
cuz you dont love yourself?? emo(??)
How come my brother gets a new computer and I keep the 1999 piece of trash dell?
ask that to your parents O_o...... (life's a b*tch)
Why am I inside on a saturday night?
cuz.... you have nothing to do.......
Why the hell do I hate you all?
emo....... (??)
Why the hell does SilverKunai hate me? :D
cuz he's emo
why dont i answer any of these questions?
cuz your lazy ^_^
Why must people assume I'm either anorexic or just skipping meals entirely?
Why does trying to pass out or nearly pass out help me play my clarinet better?
Why do people pray to an already omniscient being?
cuz people are suspicious like that.........
cuz its a boring instrument (my point of view), and when you pass out people tend to have a boring look on their face..... it matches.....
helps them get trough life....
why am i always hungry??
why is it that when i try to sleep i never can???
why am i hungry now when i just ate some leftover pizza?
metabolism.....
same problem....... cuz you dont really want to.......
metabolism ^_^
why can't we fly????
cant we fly "yet" you mean........ and we can by using airplanes and such...... but it would be more convienent if we could in a DBZ kinda way ^_^ ........... do not worry, im on my quest in becoming God........ and i WILL find the answer.....
VelvetRose
09-07-2007, 11:57 AM
why am i still awake when i have class at 1???
takachi
09-07-2007, 12:15 PM
why am i still awake when i have class at 1???
cuz you cant sleep........
Why does Takachi answer what is not meant for answering?
takachi
09-07-2007, 01:26 PM
Why does Takachi answer what is not meant for answering?
cuz he who lives in the favor of Gods........ can do as he pleases ^_^
voodoo_buddha
02-09-2008, 07:05 PM
If a turtle looses its shell, is it naked or homeless?
Ginger bread men, delicious holiday treat or childhood segway into cannablism?
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Quitters never win and winners never quit, but what about those who never win and never quit?
How much deeper would the ocean be if there weren't any spongues in it?
How come there's no mouse flavored cat food?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
How much can I get away with an still go to heaven?
What's the speed of Dark?
If love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
What did cured ham actually have?
Is it possible for a narcoleptic to have insomnia?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?
AsazukiRisa
02-10-2008, 10:21 AM
Why did I just spend my time reading all of the questions posted in this thread?
ghassassin
02-10-2008, 10:29 AM
While I'm writing this, will anyone even be reading this?
voodoo_buddha
02-11-2008, 01:25 AM
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Megabuster
02-11-2008, 03:44 AM
Why is it that every time I go to a party there is always that one guy who touches every cookie but doesnt even take one.
SilverKunai
02-11-2008, 03:48 AM
Why is it that I hate Ma?
Why is it not possible to love Zelda games after Ocarina anymore?
Why do people hate me?
Why cant we all just get along?
Saves
02-11-2008, 05:52 AM
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
If an ancient Sumerian deity was about to destroy the world, and you could choose the form they appeared as, what would you pick?
If you could take the form of any water-related object, what would it be and why?
voodoo_buddha
02-11-2008, 02:51 PM
If an ancient Sumerian deity was about to destroy the world, and you could choose the form they appeared as, what would you pick?
THE STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN!!!
Do stairs go up or down?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Which way does a compass point in space?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Evilminion18
02-11-2008, 06:18 PM
Why is fire so fun to play with?
Ectheliontachio
02-11-2008, 10:16 PM
Why does everyone think I'm adopted...
Evilminion18
02-11-2008, 11:09 PM
Why can't Echeliontachio accept he's adopted?
Ectheliontachio
02-12-2008, 01:47 AM
Why can't Evilminion18 stop lying about me being adopted?:mad:
Evilminion18
02-13-2008, 11:04 PM
Why doesn't Echeliontachio's parents love him?
Ectheliontachio
02-13-2008, 11:11 PM
Why is Evilminion18's mom overprotective?
Evilminion18
02-14-2008, 05:16 PM
Why is Echeliontachio jealous of the fact that I have parents that love me?
Tekkaman Saber
02-14-2008, 05:35 PM
Why won't newbies read the rules?
Why do people script in roleplays?
Why won't anybody help me conquer the world?
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